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    Tips for first timers

    Fore-play is the most important part for first timers. A few tips: Remember, girls nipples are a lot less sensitive than guys nipples because babies have to chomp down on them, so sucking on them and caressing them with your tongue won't do much. Make sure you bite them quite hard. Don't hold...
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    Any suggestions for some good dildos/vibrators?

    Ahahahahahahaha @ sajad07 fuckwit
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    If you're a girl, and a guy uses a dildo on you...

    ...while masturbating, then cums on your face, are you still a virgin?
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    introducing me, an idiot

    I think a vindictive act is necessary
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    Advice please..

    lol, A+ troll. Very very funny thread, will read again.
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    Is ejaculating on a girl's face disrespectful?

    I've done it with 2 different girlfriends, never with a random but I think it would work fine with a random because the sex is usually furious and heated. Having said that I have only had sex with randoms twice. You don't do it all the time or anything, just during particularly heated sessions...
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    Is ejaculating on a girl's face disrespectful?

    The way to approach the subject is when you're having heated sex and really smashing away and talking dirty and the like, just say "I'm going to cum all over your face" and at this stage she'll probably encourage it. I don't think it's degrading at all, it's just part of the fun.
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    What is so good about being a virgin?

    this is a dumb argument, but is still fun.
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    What is so good about being a virgin?

    This argument is stupid for (at the very least) two reasons. 1. You don't have to compare sex to know that it's bad. If you are left feeling awkward, unsatisfied and messy, you don't need a comparison to know that it's bad. You will forever wonder what good sex feels like. 2. Being...
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    Anal sex.

    it is typed as if from the perspective of a woman. Fucking sexists thinking only males want anal. I know a few girls who really dig it.
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    Anal sex.

    last post before another irrational lock.
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    What is so good about being a virgin?

    You'll be like "Oh, how romantic of him" for the 5 minutes before, then be like "fuck fuck fuck, why didn't I shop around before marriage" for the next 40 years of your life all the while having dud sex. And how romantic will the 2 years plus of your relationship be without sex and with him...
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    Anal sex.

    Old thread got locked for NO REASON. There was just a natural conversation about the pros and cons which included regards to safety etc. Mods are fucking over zealous, censoring, close-minded, irrational, religious, virgin cunts.
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    What is so good about being a virgin?

    Yeah, it'll be heaps romantic when he cums all over your pubic hair before he even gets it in, then spends the rest of hunnymoon night crying in the bathroom.
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    Anal sex.

    Are you still a virgin if you've only done anal? Are girls who take it in the ring sluts or awesome? Why does god think it's wrong? Does god exist? If god is everywhere, is he in the space between the penis and the end of the anal cavity during anal sex?
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