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My new pet hate is when I stop at lights on a hill and some fuckstick decides to stop their car about 10cm from my rear bumper, so I need to use the handbrake when the light changes. I never ever ever ever use the handbrake unless I have to, so more often than not I either borderline stall or...

I accidentally did 60 through a school zone today because I didn't realise it was active. I'm used to the big flashing light signs and then out here they're just regular ones and it's silly to have some that light up and some that don't. Harumph. (Posting in this thread because 60 is the top...

Get an LPG conversion and buy a Humvee.

I am not at all fooled by this cunning troll.

Gives the poor bastard on a bike in your blind spot time to get the fuck out of there as your huge SUV drifts into their lane.

What's with the blanking of license plates? I do it if I'm ever writing about something to do with my alarm system or whatevs but if it's just a photo of the car I don't get it. Plezz be of explains to moi

Or indicate and speed the fuck up. Your testing driver will be really impressed if you can get hekitk chirpies.

That was Moses, not Jesus. Get your fictional characters straight, sheez. Statistically, women are responsible for more accidents (including minor ones) but men have a much higher representation in the fatalities. I think that on average, females are worse drivers. I also think that on average...

The angriest drivers I know are all women.

I got my L's on my first attempt, I got my red P's on my first attempt, I got my green P's on my first attempt. It's not like it's even remotely difficult, if you can't pass that test you shouldn't be driving.

You will brake more effectively in neutral (clutch in) with all the brakes applied than you would by engine braking down through the gears. I think.

Joke's on you fag, I meant 295 times your relative speed.

Fuck I think I saw you mang, I was doing 295 over the arch above you. In neutral. Blindfolded.

It's 'coupe styled' to look like a two door. There are actually external handles built into the window trims of the rear doors, you can see them pretty clearly here: http://img166.imageshack.us/my.php?image=yes2ig8.jpg People keep somehow missing the giant rear doors just because there's no...

what a pussy, i did 220 through the drive through

"I DID 180KPH IN MY STOCK AUTO COMMODORE, ON THE MOTORWAY, OMG OMG, CU AT THE GRAND PRIX"

$9400, 95 000km, 1999 156 TS 5sp. FSH, full leather interior. Was really really cheap because it was hugely overdue for a cam belt change, which I did the day after I bought it. Total cost including cam belt change = $9800. Pretty sure I could sell it now for a tidy profit.

I said Are you saying it's easy to do high speeds but hard to do them smooth?

Haven't really got a chance to push it yet but so far it's been great, very comfortable ride and decent power. I can treat my backup mazda like crap again now since it's back to backup status.

There's a gang of fags out near where I live, and they chill at the McDonalds carpark every Saturday night. They basically have elite skills of: j turns, fwd dorifto action, driving into each other. The point I'm making is that it takes no skill whatsoever to do 180 kph along the motorway.