>__< !I HATE PERFORMANCE! >__< (1 Viewer)

[Meldrum]

Reasons why I hate performance:

- It's lame
- It's crap
- It's giving me the shits
- I hate my characters
- I've got to stand up infront of people tomorrow
- This project has ruined all my performance skills
- I want to a project so I can be cool and carry around another hugely-packed art diary
- My costume gives me the shits: who likes Peter Costello anyhow?
- My piece runs overtime
- I have no props
- I have no sounds
- I have a headache (it's pulsing with the same beat as my subwoofer)
- I can remember my script
- If I were doing a movie, I could do a music video which would rip shreds
- I hate politics
- My class is full of great performers
- I haven't started my group yet
- I want to get to OnStage so very badly
- I want to jump in my pool and freeze into an ice-cube
- I want Big Brother 05 to come back on
- I want 100000000000000 rep points ( 1 less than Laz )
- I want 100000000000000 dollars ( again, $1 less than Laz )
- I want to be in Franz Ferdinand and bust out with hot double-headed bass action
- I want to go to Ayre for the Triple J thing
- I want to meet the characters of my 4U English script
- I want to be able to play Elliott Smith's Sweet Adeline
- I can't work on anything else
- I can't stab my drama teacher in the chest, between one of his ribs
- I can't stop typing
- I JUST WANT TO BE FINISHED OF THIS DRAMA SHIT! NEVER AGAIN WILL I DO DRAMA! NEVER AGAIN WILL I WATCH TV/A PLAY/A MOVIE OR ANYTHING EVER TO DO WITH ACTING EVER AGAIN. I USED TO BE ONE OF THOSE NON-DRAMA QUEENS WHO WAS INTO DRAMATIC ARTS...NOW WHAT AM I? I SHELL OF A MAN, REDUCED TO SHOUTING IN STUDENT FORUMS WHERE NONE OF THIS CAN BE HEARD...IN ESSENCE, BOTTLING IT...DRIVING MYSELF FURTHER UP THE WALL.

I don't know about how you're coping with drama, but I'm thinking about a school massacre...grrrrrrrr...better pump that Slipknot up a little louder.

 

[ur_inner_child]

i vent on bos too.

 

[Skillo]

Ahh, don't be scared or worried (or play Slipknot for that matter! Lol).

It's just a phase everyone goes through. It'll get better. You've got to treat it like a maths assignment you hate, but really want to go well in. Make alterations to your script, don't be afraid to experiment.

 

[Meldrum]

Phew. I just did it and it went a charm!

Only problem being, I broke my thumb...

Thanks BOS-Drama, again you've saved my UAI...1.5 thumbs up!

 

[PerfectByNature]

hahaha... i wish i could stab my drama teacher! the worst thing is that he fucking waffles on all the time... it is so frustrating.
when we are going over our group performance, he always butts in and says shit like "Can i just suggest something..."
no you fucking cant!
we always try to ignore cos he never comes up with anything helpful, i dont think he actually listens to us as we're workshopping cos when he butts in he'll suggest something that we talked about a couple of minutes ago and decided on.....
ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sooooooo frustrating.