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t i n a

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>>At first I was afraid, I was petrified!
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>>Kept thinking I could never pass without revision guides,
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>>But then I spent so many nights, getting all the questions wrong,
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>>And I grew strong,
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>>And I learned how to scrape along,
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>>I won't look back, to any place,
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>>When I can swallow 15 shots and get completely off my face,
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>>I would have spent all day at work, I would have had no spare time
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>>If I'd thought for just one second my exams would bother me,
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>>So all my notes, are on the floor,
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>>Don't even matter... that there's no Comedy night anymore...
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>>Weren't you the one who tried to get me to revise?
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>>You think I'd crumble?
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>>You think I'd work towards the skies?
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>>Oh no, not I!
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>>I won't revise!
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>>Unless I die from alcohol, I know I'll stay alive,
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>>Though my money's at an end,
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>>I've my overdraft to spend,
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>>I won't revise,
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>>I won't revise!!
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>>It took all the strength I had, not to act the part,
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>>But in the end my real revision didn't even start.
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>>I used to sit at home at night, feeling guilty to myself,
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>>I used to try,
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>>But now hold my head up high,
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>>And you see me! Somebody new!
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>>I'm not that mixed up weird person who wants a good 99.2
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>>So if you feel like dropping in, chances are that I'll be free,
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>>Coz I've done fuck all revision, and I'll fail my HSC,
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>>Oh no, not I!
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>>I won't revise,
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>>I think that I may scrape a third, but I could be telling lies!
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>>Let the teachers all scorn,
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>>My bed's far too nice and warm,
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>>I won't revise,
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>>I won't revise, yeah yeah!
 

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i thought i had seen that song somewhere else on bos...
 
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How To Survive - A little tune for you all

My best friend forwarded this to me - magic!

At first I was afraid, I was petrified!
Kept thinking I could never pass without revision guides,
But then I spent so many nights, getting all the questions wrong,
And I grew strong,
And I learned how to scrape along,

I won't look back, to any place,
When I can swallow 15 shots and get completely off my face,
I would have spent all day at work, I would have had no spare time free,
If I'd thought for just one second my exams would bother me,
So all my notes, are on the floor,
Don't even matter... that there's no Comedy night anymore...
Weren't you the one who tried to get me to revise?

You think I'd crumble?
You think I'd work towards the skies?

Oh no, not I!
I won't revise!
Unless I die from alcohol, I know I'll stay alive,
Though my money's at an end,
I've my overdraft to spend,
I won't revise,
I won't revise!!

It took all the strength I had, not to act the part,
But in the end my real revision didn't even start.
I used to sit at home at night, feeling guilty to myself,
I used to try,
But now hold my head up high,
And you see me! Somebody new!
I'm not that mixed up weird person who wants a good 99.2
So if you feel like dropping in, chances are that I'll be free,
Coz I've done fuck all revision, and I'll fail my HSC,

Oh no, not I!
I won't revise,
I think that I may scrape a third, but I could be telling lies!
Let the teachers all scorn,
My bed's far too nice and warm,
I won't revise,
I won't revise, yeah yeah!
 

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That's awesome. I'm actually doing pretty well without revising, but that was hilarious anyway. Thanks for bringing some light to these dark and boring hours.
 

lcf

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hehehe - sorry for double posting it but - at this time, the midway point for many, heaps of us are getting sick of studying now - so boring and tedious - glad it made it a little better :D
 
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Oh no, not I!
I won't revise,
I think that I may scrape a third, but I could be telling lies!
Let the teachers all scorn,
My bed's far too nice and warm,
I won't revise,
I won't revise, yeah yeah!
Scrape a third? Is this one of those lame attempts at adapting an american song to an Australian setting?

Please, we as Australians, can create our own useless tunes and waste our own time doing craptastic things. Lets not lower ourselves by copying Americans in anyway.
 

lcf

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i think the phrase - scrape a third - american marking system perhaps???
 

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And you see me! Somebody new!
I'm not that mixed up weird person who wants a good 99.2
So if you feel like dropping in, chances are that I'll be free,
Coz I've done fuck all revision, and I'll fail my HSC,
after bio exam this has made my day.... thanks
 

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scraping a third is kinda fitting. you dont get told ur actual hsc mark/UAI thingy if its below 30 or so, you just get asterixs next to it. 30 is nearly 1/3...
*coughs*
 

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