Favourite TV show Quotes... (1 Viewer)

[TaperJeanGirl]

Ok, I just spent the last 30mins looking at quotes from one of my favourite TV shows ever, The Office (It's a British comedy that screened earlier this year) and I was just wondering what some of your favourite quotes from TV shows were...

I'll start us off... (this is from The Office Series One)

Gareth - “If you’re so clever, what am I thinking now?”
Tim - “You’re thinking how can I kill a tiger armed only with a biro.”
G - “No.”
T - “You’re thinking if I crash land in a jungle will I be able to eat my own shoes.”
G - “No. And you can’t”
T - “What are you thinking Gareth?”
G - “I was just wondering whether will there ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark.”

And (from Buffy)

Teacher - "How many of us have lost countless productive hours plagued by unwanted sexual thoughts and feelings."
Xander - "Yes!"
Teacher - "That was a rhetorical question, Mr. Harris, not a poll."

Your turn!

 

[super katie]

haha I think anything from Black Books is quote-worthy but one where Bernard was talking about Gus the midget gangster:

Bernard: So what did he say then, the midget?
Manny: Dont call him a midget!
Bernard: He's a midget! A tiny midget!
Manny: What if he were to hear you?!
Bernard: HE WONT! HIS EARS ARE TOO SMALL!

gah, I guess you have to see it in context

 

[Bobcat]

Simpsons...

'I am so smart...S.M.R.T'


The Bill...

'Im a shirt lifting, uphill gardner who used to work in a fudge packing factory. Im a sausage jockey, a bender, a fruit, bum bandit. I drop my anchor in a foreign port, and i picnic in the shade, I bat for the other team. Mo, homo, gingerbeer, queen, any i left out?'

 

[Albert K. Holic]

Almost any quote from Futurama, esp the one in my sig.

The entire DVD collection of this show, along with black books and the office would probably complete my ultimate weekend of DVD marathon-ing.

So kudos to those of you who said those other 2 shows.

 

[glycerine]

hahah i used that buffy quote in my ext2

i loooove buffy

Spike - it's a big rock. I can't wait to tell my friends. they don't have a rock this big.

Xander - so, speaking of love...
Willow - we were talking about the reanimation of dead tissue
Xander - do I deconstruct your segues?

Buffy - vampires are creeps.
Giles - yes, that's why one slays them.
Buffy - I mean, people are perfectly happy getting along, and then vampires come, and they run around and they kill people, and they take over your whole house, they start making these stupid little mini pizzas, and everyone's like, "I like your mini pizzas," but I'm telling you, I am...
Giles - uh, Buffy! I believe the subtext here is rapidly becoming... text

Giles - Cordelia, have you ever actually heard of tact?
Cordelia - tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass.

Anya - this isn't a relationship. you don't need me. all you care about is lots of orgasms.
Xander - uh, remember how we talked about private conversations, and how they're less private when they're in front of my friends?
Spike - oh, we're not your friends, go on

 

[crazyhomo]

i wish i had a 12 year old girl and a donkey

 

[tabularasa]

Buffyhas some of the best quotes eg my sig.

Also Cordelia "What is your childhood trauma"

 

[geegables]

i agree buffy had heaps of mad quotes..


will and grace...
man: so whats your name?
karen: anastasia beaverhousen.... anastasia as in the russian princess..... beaverhousen as in.........................uhh....the house of beavers?


the oc:
julie: so do you two wanna celebrate my new position ?
sandy: oh i dont think we wanna touch that!

 

[tabularasa]

i oove in sex in the city when samathja and carrie are onthe train and relaisae how small it is "i'm beginning toi see why there was a murder on the orient express" and "we are dining with the armish"

 

[super katie]

haha I was watching Buffy last night, the one where Spike comes back to get Willow to do a love spell to get Dru back and I just remember him saying "I may be love's bitch but at least i'm man enough to admit it!"

and pretty much anything Snyder says in the ep 'Band Candy' and that teacher at the Bronze who talks to Willow saying "Willow... thats a tree isnt it? Are there any nachos in here little tree?"

 

[Ellie-Bee]

Mr. O'Neill: Right here and now, let's pledge to make Daria's dream a reality.
Daria: You mean the one where people walking down the street burst into flames?

 

[mayhemily]

futurama - see first line of my sig

And friends - Ross - "You don't have unagi"

And everything ralph says in the simpsons - "When I grow up, i'm going to bovine university"

 

[lukebennett]

kath and kim

kim: "oh well, people to do!places to see!"

 

[cranberries]

I love ralph quotes!

Ralph: Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

Ralph: Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.

 

[tabularasa]

Ralph is hilarious.

"the doctor said i wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if i kept my finger out of there"
And
"MIss hoover i glued my head to my shoulder.:

 

[blackfriday]

'its like i died and went to heaven...and the angels realised it wasn't my time yet and they sent me back down into a brewery'

'mind my drink while i heat up my bagel have sex with it'

'i'm going to be a virgin forever...or am i...'

FAMILY GUY ROCKS!

 

[thejosiekiller]

hah family guy rocks indeed

Stewie: I was under the impression the name of the show was "Kids Say the Darndest Things," not "Old Black Comedians Never Shut the Hell Up."

 

[Brad]

Now Chubby franklin lived across the street from us and chubby franklin always made a face like this. And when ever chubby franklin made his face we'd all go like this.

Dad you're not listening, i have a serious problem i got a girl pregnant!

 

[glycerine]

spike - did your life flash before your eyes? cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got a shag, cuppa tea?

haha i was watching boston legal last night and there were two highlarious moments

one was just this back and forth btwn william shatner and freddy prinze jnr of "denny crane" "donny crane" "denny crane" "donny crane". ok, it's probably MUCH funnier to watch

denny - wasn't i there for you?
donny - dad, i haven't seen you in FIFTEEN YEARS
denny - well, i may not have had a lot of time to spend with you like other dads, but i thought i was giving you something more important than that....money

 

[lukebennett]

forget where i heard it: "would you like a cuppa tea with your nervous breakdown?"