Hahahaha, only in Newcastle! (1 Viewer)

[blue_chameleon]

Driver convicted for penis in pasta jar

A MAN caught by police with his penis inside a pasta sauce jar was still pleasuring himself while resisting arrest, a court has been told.


Police drew their weapons after New South Wales man Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, led them on a brief, slow-speed car chase, the Newcastle Herald reports.
Weatherley attracted police attention while he was parked in a no-stopping zone near Nobby's Beach on October 26, Newcastle Local Court was told yesterday.

Police thought he might have a weapon because they saw him doing something with his hands in his lap, the Herald said.
Instead, they found him partially clothed with his genitals in a jar, a police statement said. That's when the pursuit began, the court was told.

When Weatherley was stopped, he refused to leave his car and four officers used batons and capsicum spray to get him out. They found a 750mm jar around his penis and said Weatherley attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling".
A search of his car uncovered pornography, a homemade sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.

Weatherley pleaded guilty to offensive behaviour, resisting police and disobeying a police direction.

He was convicted and fined $600.

Hahahaha. Only in Newcastle!

 

[em_516]

'they found him partially clothed with his genitals in a jar, a police statement said. That's when the pursuit began'
Niiiiiiiiice Also enjoying 'women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier'.

 

[xONBROKENWINGSx]

what a homo, i would have hit his dick with the bat

 

[The_highwayman]

i lol'd at the jack russell.

 

[jumb]

i lol'd at the jack russell.

Same.

Great story, and yeah, typical Newcastle. The other day, I heard on the radio about a man who was running around Warners Bay Road "expososing" and threatening people with a nail gun.

 

[The_highwayman]

sounds like he was just marinating it for later.

 

[katie tully]

homemade sex aid


moar details plz

 

[blue_chameleon]

homemade sex aid


moar details plz

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,,24675808-2,00.html

Yeah, so apparently Woolies at Jesmond has run out of Dolmio's.

 

[katie tully]

awkward

 

[em_516]

BAHAH grot

 

[ZaraKu]

OMG I think I just peed from laughing too hard...

 

[chamelia]

I hope you did it in a dolmio pasta sauce jar!

 

[ZaraKu]

I did and I mailed it off to this Mr. Weatherly guy lol. Mybe he's into golden showers also...

 

[blue_chameleon]

I did and I mailed it off to this Mr. Weatherly guy lol. Mybe he's into golden showers also...

That shit just aint kosher in this thread.

Please remove yourself kindly.

 

[ZaraKu]

Kosher? I'm unaware of this term..

 

[Hagaren]

undercover jew.

 

[georgefren]

oh my god, how is that even possible?

 

[em_516]

Try it.

 

[Hagaren]

oh my god, how is that even possible?

he has a point... 6,000,000 of them tried and failed.