maths jokes...u either love em or hate em (1 Viewer)

[dawso]

come on, all of our teachers hav said em, but beside payin the teacher out, they are at times funny

heres one ill ask ya, try 2 evaluate this integral


fuk that idea.... ok, its c ^-1 times the integral between 1 and a cabin of dx/x, try now...

 

[KFunk]

A log cabin on the sea?

 

[Slidey]

More elegantly put:
f'(x)=1/x
Find f(cabin).

 

[want2beSMART]

how come i get minus a log cabin on the sea?

=\ im dumb!!!

 

[want2beSMART]

come on, all of our teachers hav said em, but beside payin the teacher out, they are at times funny

heres one ill ask ya, try 2 evaluate this integral


fuk that idea.... ok, its c ^-1 times the integral between 1 and a cabin of dx/x, try now...

o0o0o i have a lame one!

"there are three types of mathematicians...those who can count...and those who cant"

wonder which genius thought of this =D

 

[dawso]

lol, well it is a houseboat, but anyway.......

y shudnt u do calculus while pissed.................







































































































cause u shud never drink and derive

 

[goan_crazy]

i was about 2 say something like that dawso u beat me 2 it
alcohol and calculus dont mix-dont drink and derive!

 

[want2beSMART]

lol eerr haha

*cant think of any*

hmm KNOCK KNOCK

 

[dawso]

A man was arrested at Mascot Airport today when a set square, protractor and compass were found in his luggage. He was later discovered to be a member of Al'Gerbra and carrying Weapons of Maths Instruction.

its weapons of maths construction, geez!!

 

[grendel]

There’s an insane mathematician locked up in mental hospital. He goes around yelling at the other patients, “I DIFFERENTIATE YOU!!!”, at which point the other patient runs off screaming in a fit of hysteria.

He does this all day until at about 8.45pm he comes across a female he has not differentiated yet. “I DIFFERENTIATE YOU!!!”, he yells at her, no reaction.

He yells at her again, “I DIFFERENTIATE YOU!!!”, still no reaction.

He puts his face millimeters from her face and yells at her again, “I DIFFERENTIATE YOU!!!” and she calmly says “I don’t care I am e to the power of x”




Sorry about that.

 

[yew_315]

Simplify 2/cos(c) *treat c as if it was x*

 

[Jumbo Cactuar]

Simplify 2/cos(c) *treat c as if it was x*

I won't ruin it for you, but it would be easier to say;
Simplify f(c)=2/cos(c)

 

[Dumsum]

I won't ruin it for you, but it would be easier to say;
Simplify f(c)=2/cos(c)

What about:

2∫(tanc/cosc).dc

 

[Meldrum]

Here's a good one:

8 trains leave central station at 9am, 10am and 11am. If each has a velocity of 43 when T=o: How long will it take before you realise that no one cares?

 

[king_of_boredom]

There’s an insane mathematician locked up in mental hospital. He goes around yelling at the other patients, “I DIFFERENTIATE YOU!!!”, at which point the other patient runs off screaming in a fit of hysteria.

He does this all day until at about 8.45pm he comes across a female he has not differentiated yet. “I DIFFERENTIATE YOU!!!”, he yells at her, no reaction.

He yells at her again, “I DIFFERENTIATE YOU!!!”, still no reaction.

He puts his face millimeters from her face and yells at her again, “I DIFFERENTIATE YOU!!!” and she calmly says “I don’t care I am e to the power of x”




Sorry about that.

HAhahAAHAa!?!?!! where did u actually get that 1 from? haha

 

[Trebla]

Something, I got from TIPPS:

(1) NOT . STUDY = FAIL
(2) STUDY = NOT . FAIL

(1) + (2):
.: STUDY + NOT . STUDY = FAIL + NOT . FAIL
=> STUDY (1 + NOT) = FAIL (1 + NOT)
(divide by 1 + NOT)
.: STUDY = FAIL

Too bad that in a lot of cases this is not true... despite Mathematical proof...lol

 

[0o0]

sex is fun?

 

[xiao1985]

There’s an insane mathematician locked up in mental hospital. He goes around yelling at the other patients, “I DIFFERENTIATE YOU!!!”, at which point the other patient runs off screaming in a fit of hysteria.

He does this all day until at about 8.45pm he comes across a female he has not differentiated yet. “I DIFFERENTIATE YOU!!!”, he yells at her, no reaction.

He yells at her again, “I DIFFERENTIATE YOU!!!”, still no reaction.

He puts his face millimeters from her face and yells at her again, “I DIFFERENTIATE YOU!!!” and she calmly says “I don’t care I am e to the power of x”




Sorry about that.

the asylum master came alone and said "well, i am d/dy"

 

[dawso]

There’s an insane mathematician locked up in mental hospital. He goes around yelling at the other patients, “I DIFFERENTIATE YOU!!!”, at which point the other patient runs off screaming in a fit of hysteria.

He does this all day until at about 8.45pm he comes across a female he has not differentiated yet. “I DIFFERENTIATE YOU!!!”, he yells at her, no reaction.

He yells at her again, “I DIFFERENTIATE YOU!!!”, still no reaction.

He puts his face millimeters from her face and yells at her again, “I DIFFERENTIATE YOU!!!” and she calmly says “I don’t care I am e to the power of x”




Sorry about that.

muhahaha, but i differantiate you with respect to y, hence you die, DIE DIE DIE


(giv the credit/complaints 2 steele for that one guys)

 

[blackfriday]

um thats why we mx2 people get bagged out. until we make 120k first year out of actuary.