When I poo, the stool often breaks in half and it creates a mess (1 Viewer)

[Schroedinger]

When I poo, the stool will break in half (usually far less, but still) prior to its fall into the basin. The upper portion will then not break off, and I am left with dangling poo hanging from my anus.

How does one rectify this situation?

 

[shuttle_bus5]

ITT: Fail troll is fail.

 

[Schroedinger]

Pardon me? Is there something I can help clarify?

 

[SDES]

Finger your anus twice daily, progressively add more fingers

 

[Schroedinger]

I was hoping there'd be some kind of dietary supplement I could take to alleiviate these symptoms.

 

[kramxel]

I was hoping there'd be some kind of dietary supplement I could take to alleiviate these symptoms.

try eating more fibre, or take fibre supplements like benifibre and metamusil
or a laxative may help

 

[amirite]

stop putting penisii in there.