A myspace OC quiz: "You can be very sarcastic but you're loved by the people who matter. You know just what to say to cheer up your friends."
I am of the view that such modern heroes are the archetypal formation of our psychic yearning and zeitgeist. This is the classical fusion of Maud Bodkin's theories and Josh Schwartz's representation of popular culture.
We can be heroes
There are a few. Football. Being sarcastic. Compiling the dissertation for my PhD. AIDS recognition campaigning. Philosophising. Writing symphonies. Mooting. Billiards. Hypermodern opening theory in classical chess. Reading. Vacilando. Coffee.
Did i mention i closely follow Swift's satires? Recall A Modest Proposal, & the veracity of half the aforementioned will be revealed to be baseless.