Recent content by DancingDingo

Hey guys I have to ask question I accidently walked in no my mum having a shower and my fireman shot up sky high and went as hard as a sack of bricks. About 5 minutes later I used my hand on my fireman for a bit and white stuff came out. Im really worried is that like blood because im booked in...

geez someone has sand up her vagina

I'm dead serouis

yeah tried mortein wasnt that crash hot. There is also a rat problem which was partly solve with mouse traps but these tended to cause some problems when there was a bit of a tangle with the trap and someone's instrument....... if u get wat i mean

Yeah I've done that mate. She kept on yelling saying cryptic shit. a complete turn-off

I asked about sex not for a philosopher

Hey i was wondering has anyone had sex on the floor and if so was it good. My mate said it was really good coz u have heaps of space much more than on a bed but cockroaches can make things difficult