Recent content by Mr John Howard

Can I come?

I was just wondering Tash, did you and Mark ever you know, kiss in the parliamentary cafeteria? I was wondering, because Pete said that Andrew B. told him that he saw you two pashing a few months back.

None Mark old boy. George, what do you think? George, George, where are you man?

It is with great regret, that the Republic of Newspols has been forced to declare war upon the People's Republic of General Tertiary Study (OMG USU YEHAWWWW). We must unite our collective e-hands to liberate the people of the PRoGTS, who have suffered through the continuance of poor quality...

It is with great regret, that the Republic of Newspols has been forced to declare war upon the People's Republic of General Tertiary Study. Our collective e-hands have been forced both by the continuance of poor quality posts and lack of coherance in many of the threads in this forum. As...

I stand right behind you Mr. Bush. Well, actually next to you. Look at my picture-web!

All the way with LBJ!

Well asquithian, i hope you dont think that cutting tariffs 25% across the board was the move ever...

You have to admit a "surplus" sound so much better than a big nasty "deficit"

im certainly not telling.

Oh Please are you going to start on that "making manly men for tomorrow" crap again. Tomorrow come into parliament in Hard Yakka and your work booties. I dare you.

Mr Evil Egg of Satan. May i respectfully say, your a complete moron. If Australia lost 1/5 of its trade i can assure you we would be rather screwed. Mr Evil Egg of Satan. The European Union gives out huge subsidies to its farmers yet i dont see you whining about Europeans here. Australia...

Correct. Our public education system is NOT teaching various very valuable values to our children. Shame on your public education.

You moron. Big business has been exporting labour to India for years. Where have you been for the past few years? Hiding in a housing commission home out West? Maybe you should ask your dog/cat/goldfish wether im right or not.