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hmm...comments surveyed...thank you for your input...i can see i have been completely wrong and bitter, you have all opened my eyes especially william shakespeare...can't say that's the first time i've been called a portly wench...for some reason it still arouses me

Now while I have a feeling a thread like this has been done many a time, I really cannot be stuffed to go find one and search through it so really I thought I'd start my own. I have a question for the opposite sex: Why are you all self-indulgent assholes? I mean, whenever something like this...

i got kissed today by someone with red lipstick she looked like vampirella whore i looked like i'd just made out with vampirella whore