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i just booked to get my belly pierced :p

Ohh yes. I always try not to snigger when someone asks for a takeaway coffee and ia sk them if theyd like small or large and they look at me snottily and say "regular". I just told you the 2 sizes, fuckstick, and regular wasnt one of them! if im in a bad, hungover mood i shove the size display...

I've had a couple of those accidents :(. I've had a 3 year old go and touch the oven that was cooking his dinner (Right, the second after I told him to stay out) and burn his hand. The same kid provoked his cat to claw him in the face one time he was under my care as well. Once that same kid...

Piercing guns vs needles So everyone says peircing guns are the devil but honestly, i know millions of people who have had upper cartilage peircings done with guns and theirs are fine and they say it didnt hurt much. me and my best friend both got them done with needles, we both think it hurt...

heh i had a few stuff ups babysitting too. on my first time babysitting, one of the kids let their new puppy in the house (where he wasnt allowed) who promptly relieved himself all over their carpet. I had NO idea what to do and I rang my mum, who calmly told me to put newspaper over it and...

don't order a 'large cappacuino' if you are ordering in, its a 'cappucino in a mug'. if you ask for a large, we think you are asking for a takeaway. don't get shitty if we assume you want a large takeaway, cos you asked for a large coffee! the difference between a 'short' and a 'long' is size...

Suprisngly, no one has ever noticed. people pay like no attention to checkout chicks. i've told people to drive through when they are ordering on the counter and they said "ok, bye". Once I even accidently asked a guy on drive thru if he wanted eat in or takeaway, and he stopped, thought about...

on my first shift at maccas, i tried to empty a bag of fries into the fry machine, missed, and instead emptied them all over my head and the floor (I was a shortarse). That same shift, i didn't put a lid on a coke properly and spilt it all over a lady as I handed it to her (the first customer i...

arghhh shut up you.

i got my upper cartilage done on a whim the other day, well a kind of whim anyway cos i was thinking about it for ages. if someone has one, did it get infected, and how long did it hurt for? it has been 10 days now and it is really fussy, i am on the verge of taking it out. it alternates between...

skin milk is awesome, you should try some! todayyyy 2 slices brown toast vegemite-breakfast slice watermelon plate if steamed vegetables-lunch chocolate muffin for dinner :(

i h eard the most disgusting story today, someone i work with told me her sister got her upper cartilage peirced with a gun, then slept on it that night and woke up and her ear was so swollen that you couldnt even see the stud, and she was taken to hospital and they removed it from the back cos...

my mum and i stick photos of fat people and motivational messages on the fridge for when we are at home and want to boredom-eat

thats really rude, definitley complain, if you can be bother. on the bright side, would you really want to work with such a rude and disorganised and ARROGANT prick! maybe your lucky and a good job is around the corner

bowl of just right skin milk green tea apple pumkin lasagne with salad no the side plate of steamed vegetables 3 glasses wine

i don't know, i guess i think it would get squashed or something. and let me assure you, i am a HUGE wuss. the lady at the peircing shop says i am the biggest wimp she ever met.

my salon uses loreal, i think tis emant to be good. also, apparently theres a new loreal one used in salons thats meant to be really good, and its got a treatment in it as well so as to protect your hair a bit. i cant remember the name but i have heard of it. but look out for that/ by the way...

I just read candy by luke davies, which is the one that the movie with heath ledger is based on. i really liked it and i would reccomend it. it's about heroin addicts and i thought it was unsettling and a bit different to other books on that topic i have read. when i read it i wondered if the...

i'm going to be devastated if izzy leaves the show, she and george are my favourites

i hate martha, i hope someone steals her next boyfriend! also, i find her voice really annoying. lol.