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Okay, this is for the girls. Have you ever thought about how the world would be a better place if only women could run it? I know I have, so I thought i'd ask some other people their opinions. How many female world leaders do you know of? Aside from the Queen Of England, there aren't very many...

I'm exactly the opposite. See, i'm a true romantic at heart, and i hate it! Being optimistic and always looking for love makes you vulnerable, and i really hate feeling like that. The worst part of it is, i'm clingy, and will latch on to an idea rather than something real. I spose you could say...

Emotionless Lyrics By Good Charlotte Hey dad I’m writing to you Not to tell you, that I still hate you Just to ask you How you feel And how we fell apart How this fell apart Are you happy out there in this great wide world? Do you think about your sons? Do you miss your little girl? When you...

This could get me banned, im not sure, but here goes! To the tune of If you're Happy and You Know It If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq. If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq. If the terrorists are frisky, Pakistan is looking shifty, North Korea is too risky, Bomb Iraq. If we have no...

Asexual is when a person has absolutly no interest in sex, has never had any interest in sex, and never will have any interest in sex. They don't even masturbate. It doesn't occur very often, but it does happen. These people have a real problem.

Okay. i only just worked out how to use this site and im not on here very often, so i think i might provide a bit of advice to a few people i think i might know. Davriel, this is just crap! Do any of these lines actually work? Very poor effort. Brendan442, you aren't as scary as you think...

hey peeps heres a few i heard on Rodney Rude. Warning: using the following lines will probably get you stabbed. they can work, on the very odd occaision. Do ya f*** on 1st dates? Does yer dad own a brewery? Could i feel yer t*ts, or would you show em to me? Coz ya got a nice head, An u look...