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I would like to express my appreciation for the English Breakfast. Meal of champions. If I were a God (and I am), I would be eating this.

I was operating under the assumption that public pools are brominated. My penis paste tastes like chlorine, not bromine.

Re: McCain admitting defeat? Right you are, Iron.

This is a mostly serious account with traces of Colbert mixed about...

What?

I think that this empyrean fellow might be a bit of an artsfag student. All his talk about society and etc.

The other name for *censored* Fries, good sir.

When I first laid eyes upon her and nothing else mattered; When everything else in the land became a tool to be used in order or for her; When that warm and satisfying burning feeling in my chest couldn't be quenched by any amount of reading the bible or the American consitution; I knew I was in...

Women are programmed by God to enjoy the taste of my salty chlorine flavoured milky discharge

I thought the world was over communism. Didn't it fail consistently? Didn't American patriots put a stop to this rampaging evil?

Hello nation. What I have learned today is that a patriot can start threads about dead Americans, or in the case of tree hugging hippies dead Iraqi's, to little response. What will get the feminists of Bored of Studies riled up and angry though, causing a cascade of responses in a matter of...

No sir I'm not a European homosexual, I am a patriot. KFC freedom fries are divine though.

It is unpatriotic for a woman not to swallow my all American load.

Yes. It is a high quality read. Somewhat pricey, but worth it.

Um. Why isn't there a thread about this TV show yet? It's the best show on tv right now. My favourite segments are all of them. Particularly 'The Word'

I, on the other hand, enjoy an overload of salt. There's nothing more patriotic than causing your cells to become hypertonic. But I do enjoy excess salt on my freedom fries.

Delicious! I particularly enjoy freedom fries from McDonalds, despite their slightly incorrect naming. Discuss best freedom fries to be had. (freedom fries is another name for *censored* fries, or chips)

So the Japanese don't want us? I suggest a preemptive strike on all of their motels.

The free market is the best tool for deciding who lives and who dies. I endorse capital punishment.

Currently reading 'The Adventures of Tom Sawyer' by Mark Twain. Quality book.