On the train to Hamilton this morning, when some blind drunk 40 + year old woman keeps staring at me. Five minutes later she's sitting next to me telling me how i look like her son and how she believes in mulch.
I'm taking a wizz in the math block toilets when some guy walks in, thinking the...
I've been hiding from you aye. :)
Not alot hey, hanging out with the heatheads i call my mates at uni.
Give me a buzz tomorrow in your break dude, catch up.
Today, i'm walking back to the station and feel a breeze going into my pants, soon realising my fly had been open all day.
Including the button on my boxers.
Fuck.