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so many nobs here in nob creek...

u have to ask urselves one important question: was the juice worht the squeeze? i think ull find what ur looking for...

u r one lucky bastard. some1 up there loves u. or hates u. either way, u did good son. ya did good.

SIF marriage u tardnuts. just gives her an excuse to pack on 300 pounds, and also gives her access to ur visa. its all downhill from there. down, down, down... and im not talking about pussy town.

yr 6 sex ed?? whoa lets not get ahead of ourselves here...

on my savvy ship, and on the ring will be a nice big black pearl! arrrrr savvy mate!

see the thing is, what macccccca n i consider to be funny, everyone else in the world thinks is stupid. i guess u gotta be born with that taste for humour. bottom line is [courtesy of macca, i take no credit]: "If you dont get it, you dont got it." and by the same token, : "if you dont got...

no... i believe I am the king of bs. enlightened one can be the king of 'sif that gonna happen!'

NEVER work telemarketting, including call centre stuff. it is worst ever. hell, stay away from sales completely, unless ur really, really, really good at it [then u can earn heaps of bling bling, but if ur not good the pay sucks {comission} and its fucken boring and repetative]. then i thought...

err dont u mean superficial?

i c, interesting. anyway, back on topic, the only superficial thing that might turn me off, would be if the person was 19 feet tall, weighed in at 15,000 pounds, was hairy like some sort of monkey-man, and had features that closely resembled a cantalope. [sorry tusitula, i guess that means...

go on.. .

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. i dont get it

yes but y capsicums?

dont ask what?

but then what do u do when he points u in the direction of the capsicums?

more punctuation pls son

yeh i learnt that the hard way [no pun intended]

k fine, its not me... but heres a sure way to get his attention: pick up the 2 biggest melons u can find, and go up to him [in sexy voice] say "do u like my melons?"

Hey! that guy is me!!