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its just like skateboarding down a hill.. ..things are pretty smooth until you hit a brick

*spews* sex with a dog or a horse, you're some boyish boy nocki...

entrenches itself in your hood? care to explain?

advice about condoms from a lesbian

did i come across as funny? my intention was to criticize. cranial capacity? repartee? +10 marks for flair and insight. how about shut the fuck up?

you're a dyke who acts like a fag

yeah do that^ may as well give up the cock for carpet. dagwoman will vouch for its benefits, wont you, you carpet munching slag?

hence by mathematical induction, if 'dagwoman is gay' is true, 'dagwoman is a total ignorant carpet munching fag' is also true, therfore n true for all 2,3,4 etc for all n > 1

sounds like you're ugly

if by 'can and probably often' you mean 'highly unlikely', then i agree. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pre-ejaculate

dagwoman, shoulda took my advice and realised you shouldnt draw attention to your own foolishness

update, leila?

@glitter: I didnt say it had to be something romantic, i just meant indicative of _something_. i.e. it could indicate her friendship with him(the ex) is greater than his caring/relationship for his new girlfriend

but fireflower, theres no denying some care for each other is involved i mean, the amount of time spent with / spent talking to someone is indicative of _something_ isnt it?

"i already agreed that people without heads cant eat sandwhiches in terms of putting food inside their mouth. they can however, eat sandwhichs, and they can eat, as i dont believe eating is limited between food and mouths"

responding to comments which were uninformed in a manner which basically consisted of "I CAN HAVE SEX! I KNOW IT I CAN I CAN I CAN!" oh god im so hurt by the last comment you made. at least my claim was reasonable

also, if anything, people are directing there hate towards you as an individual, from which you're just linking it to sexism/misogynism when it in fact isnt. grow a brain you lesbian bitch

you dont get it. noones being sexist against you - in fact, noone even gives you anymore attention than they give others, so stop thinking everyone is against you, because in thinking that, you're also thinking so highly of yourself that you actually matter - i dont want you go through your life...

good sense of humour.. yes what about, "you're a toilet bowl and let me tell you baby i want to urinate into you"

my attempt at mocking you has higlighted that you're arguing noone gives a shit about you? great work sherlock