Raiks
Enigma Unlimited
- Joined
- Sep 10, 2003
- Messages
- 2,109
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- Male
- HSC
- 2002
Dear Unibar Girl,
I stumbled upon your presence again yesterday evening just before Raw Comedy started. I wasn't supposed to even be there. I planned on going to work which is always a good thing to do but I was rung up and told I could have the night off.The reason I was there doesn't matter. You probably didn't notice me. Actually, you probably did notice me seeing as nearly everyone notices me these days, blue hair does that. You probably gave me a quick glance, but you didn't realise I was looking at you... I was. This isn't the first time I've seen you. The first time I laid eyes on you, you just happened to be so good looking that when you walked past, I nearly snapped my neck. You were the girl which if I judged you on my mind-list of things that make up aesthetic perfection. The first time I saw you, I contemplated whether I was going to stalk you, albieit only briefly. Because that was just before I fell down the steps inside the unibar losing my plate of chips and drink because I was too busy looking at you instead of watching where I was walking. I was just hoping you'd give me the $5.50 I spent on my lunch that you're attractiveness ruined... That was my first year in University and as a result, that same chips and drink now costs $6.50, and I still have no idea where my union fees go.
What I'm writing to you about is yesterday. For the first time in 2 years, I've managed to find you again, and it was in the unibar again. I stood there for minute, on the way back from the bar to my table, and thought, was that really you, was that the girl which nearly made me snap my neck firstly by trying to turn my head too far while walking, and secondly by taking a tumble down the unibar steps. And it was, yes it was you. As you walked out with your female friend, I turned my head around to see where you were headed, maybe you would just sit outside, maybe you would come over and ask for a seat, for which I would reply with a witty remark, you would laugh and we'd end up getting married and burning ourselves on the sun because we rode off too far into the sunset. But no, it wasn't to be. With my previous experiences with life, I thought I was good at fucking up the first time and learning from those misadventures, but no. I managed to stack it down the steps again, losing my drink and also my dignity.
I would just like to inform you that you have caused me to lose $8.00 in drinks and chips so far, and maybe you would like to pay that back over lunch sometime in the near future, maybe at the foodcourt because the unibar seems a bit dangerous when you are around.
Cheers,
Raiks.
I stumbled upon your presence again yesterday evening just before Raw Comedy started. I wasn't supposed to even be there. I planned on going to work which is always a good thing to do but I was rung up and told I could have the night off.The reason I was there doesn't matter. You probably didn't notice me. Actually, you probably did notice me seeing as nearly everyone notices me these days, blue hair does that. You probably gave me a quick glance, but you didn't realise I was looking at you... I was. This isn't the first time I've seen you. The first time I laid eyes on you, you just happened to be so good looking that when you walked past, I nearly snapped my neck. You were the girl which if I judged you on my mind-list of things that make up aesthetic perfection. The first time I saw you, I contemplated whether I was going to stalk you, albieit only briefly. Because that was just before I fell down the steps inside the unibar losing my plate of chips and drink because I was too busy looking at you instead of watching where I was walking. I was just hoping you'd give me the $5.50 I spent on my lunch that you're attractiveness ruined... That was my first year in University and as a result, that same chips and drink now costs $6.50, and I still have no idea where my union fees go.
What I'm writing to you about is yesterday. For the first time in 2 years, I've managed to find you again, and it was in the unibar again. I stood there for minute, on the way back from the bar to my table, and thought, was that really you, was that the girl which nearly made me snap my neck firstly by trying to turn my head too far while walking, and secondly by taking a tumble down the unibar steps. And it was, yes it was you. As you walked out with your female friend, I turned my head around to see where you were headed, maybe you would just sit outside, maybe you would come over and ask for a seat, for which I would reply with a witty remark, you would laugh and we'd end up getting married and burning ourselves on the sun because we rode off too far into the sunset. But no, it wasn't to be. With my previous experiences with life, I thought I was good at fucking up the first time and learning from those misadventures, but no. I managed to stack it down the steps again, losing my drink and also my dignity.
I would just like to inform you that you have caused me to lose $8.00 in drinks and chips so far, and maybe you would like to pay that back over lunch sometime in the near future, maybe at the foodcourt because the unibar seems a bit dangerous when you are around.
Cheers,
Raiks.
