Dear Unibar Girl (2 Viewers)

[Raiks]

Dear Unibar Girl,

I stumbled upon your presence this morning while getting a bite to eat in between photocopying and doing admin stuffs at university. You didn't realise I was looking at you but yes, I was. It was because you just happened to be so good looking that when you walked past, I nearly snapped my neck. You're the girl which if I judged you on my mind-list of things that make up perfection, I'd tick all the boxes in the physical attractiveness section. You just weren't classified as 'she looks hot' or 'she's probably the pick of the lot' but rather I found myself saying 'OHMYFUCKINGGOD!!!! THAT GIRL ACTUALLY EXISTS' and my day turned from mundane beginnings to just sheer hope, such a hope that I actually walked around with a smile, and seriously contemplated whether you are going to stalk you, albieit only briefly. Because that was just before I fell down the steps inside the unibar losing my plate of chips and drink because I was too busy looking at you instead of watching where I was walking. I was just hoping you'd give me the $5.50 I spent on my lunch that you're attractiveness ruined... and you could share lunch because I wouldn't mind that..... at all.

Cheers,

PS: I love UOW

 

[MiuMiu]

hehe thats so cute

 

[christ]

annalise ?

 

[santaslayer]

Originally posted by Raiks

PS: I love UOW

Or rather, 'PS: I love the girls @ UoW'

 

[suz]

rofl how cute

 

[Ziff]

Silly.

 

[suz]

rofl raiks u have a gf eh????
really ras rofl

 

[Ziff]

He should submit it to the Tert!

 

[Ninga]

Whats the girl look like? Raso, u've got a camera fone, go get a pic

ps - WTF is a hottie like that doing at uni in Stuvac!?!?!?!

 

[Ziff]

Gay promoting is left-wing Raso, left-wing!

Maybe if he changes "girl" to "man" then the Tert will accept it

 

[jm1234567890]

Originally posted by gmraso
they only accept religion bashing, gay promoting right wing propaganda

was that the just the theme of that issue of is it always like that?

 

[poloktim]

Originally posted by Ziff
Gay promoting is left-wing Raso, left-wing!

Maybe if he changes "girl" to "man" then the Tert will accept it

I can see where he'd think it was right wing though. They're attempting to tell you what to think and what not to think, much like a dictatorship, which is right wing.

Though yes, religion bashing and gay promoting is left wing.

Also, gmraso is right when he says it's propaganda. The most recent edition of the tert was nothing but bollocks.

 

[Ninga]

There tert is pretty gay. All the editions i've read are pretty much one and the same, fucked up is the way i like to describe it. Its meant to be the SRC's paper to the students. Its a mere load of shit. Why bother printing it at all? I mean, theres nothing worthwhile in there, the authors just want their 3c a word so they can go buy their smokes and go like candles so they can put more wax in their dreadies. Or buy more lube so they can have fun with themselves. Or to get some mags for their bikes (dykes ride bikes). Even the SRC reports are loads of shit, half of them dont even submit their reports on what theyre gonna do, do they really even care?

Funny point though, the SRC president at the time of the printing of the last tertangala put in that statement about himself at the start of the magazine about how he was unlawfully removed, innocent, here for the good of the students, wanting a united front, etc, etc. A week later he resigns from his position. Guess he made his point. Fucking wankhead fucktard.

Buy a 2nd bbq, get more sausages and bread, and have another free sausage sizzle during the week. That'd be more worthwhile than the shit they print as the tertangala.

End rant.

 

[jm1234567890]

I think a mag is a good idea, but there needs to be sweeping reform.

the bbq lines are way too long....

 

[Raiks]

Originally posted by gmraso
hmmm I thought you had a gf Raiks
yere I think I've seen that girl as well

And there's something wrong about having a girlfriend in that situation? She was one of the first people I told about what happened

No idea who this girl is, she doesn't work there, she was just a patron... although one of the girls who works behind the bar, she's quite.... erm.... nice

 

[Raiks]

Originally posted by gmraso
The Tert writers can ggf. last time I read that shit!!

But you have to read it and then whinge about it to anybody who will then either:

a) have no idea what you're talking about and go read it themselves
OR
b) whinge along with you and bag the crap out of it
OR
c) Take offence because they are part of Tert and will try and put you up against some obscure committee that protects a group of people that most people thought never existed.

There's a few groups who shit me, and one of them has to be 'the ReSitaNce' near the duckpond lawn and the socialist propaganda newspaper guy between the library and the IT building.

 

[santaslayer]

Originally posted by jm1234567890
I
the bbq lines are way too long....

The bbq lines are nearly always hogged by the internationals.

 

[Snapwizard]

WTF, Raiks is a GUY?? lol

 

[Raiks]

Yeah, apparently so according to the last time I checked.

 

[santaslayer]

LoLz.....snap is soo stoopid