FAmily Guy fav Quotes/gags/character (1 Viewer)

[SashatheMan]

i looked for familyguy threads around here and u guys only talk about how good it is, i made this thread to share your funniest family guy quotes, and gags.


also tell me your favourite eprisode or character

ill give u some of my favs

favourite character : quagmire
favourite Quagmire quote:
Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
favourite episode: the very first episode,how peter gets a wellfair check of 150 K

tellme yuors

 

[Supra]

unfortunatly, i havent seen many family guy episodes but i think the show is awesome...i have to say stewie is my fav character

 

[em_516]

fav character - stewie

fav quote(s) -
(Peter and Brain are in jail)
Brian: Uh, how was your shower?
Peter: Oh, I tell ya Brian, all the rumors about dropping the soap are true.
Brian: Really?
Peter: Oh yeah, you can't hold onto that thing to save your life. Oh, it was slipping all over the place. Guys were laughing.

and..

Peter: I told Lois I wouldn't drink
Quagmire: Don't feel so bad Peter
Peter: Hey, I never thought of it that way.

fav episode - running mates (because of the bit when peter picks up the sandwich and puts it to his face and says 'look..i'm lois'..haha..harsh but funny)

 

[Trev]

"What can i say about my beautiful bride except....milk milk lemonade around the corner fudge is made" <- Peter; heh

 

[demosthenes]

HEY! I love family guy (as u can prob. tell from my avatar) Stewie is my fave. character.
Fave. quote-
Lois: Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different.
Stewie: Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankels behind your ears that would ring a few bells
I also like:
Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

Fave episodes-the one where Stewie becomes a child star and the one where Brian runs away--(portrait of a dog)
YAY! A family guy thread!

 

[MasterP]

This one:

Mental Institution Lady: "I'm not seeing you on list. I'm beginning to think you are not even registered here. What's your name sir?"

Peter: "My name...uhhhh *sees a pea-pod.. pea..*sees a tear..tear...pea-tear..*griffin flies across the room..griffin..yeah.. Peter Griffin..oh crap.."

 

[em_516]

hehe..^ tis cool

this is another i forgot about..

Brian: Hola, me Ilamo es brian ... Nosotros caramos ir condustedes.. uhhhh ...
Bellboy(spanish): Hey, that was pretty good, except when you said "me llamo es Brian," you don't need the "es," just me llamo Brian.
Brian: Oh, oh you speak english
Bellboy (sigh): No, just that first speech and this one explaining it.
Brian: You .... you're kidding me, right?
Bellboy(spanish): Que?

 

[blackfriday]

fav character: stewie! who else?

fav quote:

'imagine if kurt cobain never shot himself?'
kurt cobain: and remember kids, say no to drugs!
record exec: we're all eagerly anticipating your seventh album.
kurt: have you met my wife courtney love?
record exec: who?

favourite episode: the one where peter has to choose between a box and a boat.

 

[SashatheMan]

hehe..^ tis cool

this is another i forgot about..

Brian: Hola, me Ilamo es brian ... Nosotros caramos ir condustedes.. uhhhh ...
Bellboy(spanish): Hey, that was pretty good, except when you said "me llamo es Brian," you don't need the "es," just me llamo Brian.
Brian: Oh, oh you speak english
Bellboy (sigh): No, just that first speech and this one explaining it.
Brian: You .... you're kidding me, right?
Bellboy(spanish): Que?

thats a funny quote

heres more favourte quotes from my fav Quagmire

Glen Quagmire: Hi, Meg. Eighteen yet?
Meg Griffin: No.
Glen Quagmire: Just checkin'.
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[Quagmire sees a cheerleader tied up in a bathroom stall]
Quagmire: Dear diary: Jackpot.

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Peter: If you could be stranded on a desert island with any woman in the world, who would it be?
Quagmire: Taylor Hanson.
Joe Swanson: Taylor Hanson is a guy.
Quagmire: [Laughs] You guys are yankin' me. "Hey, let's put one over on Quagmire."
Peter: No, he's actually a guy, Quagmire.
Quagmire: What? That's insane. That's impossible.
[Pause]
Quagmire: Oh god. Oh my god. I've got all these magazines. Oh god.

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[Enoch]

fark quagmire RULES

all his quotes rule but his signature lines own

-oh!
and
-oooooorite..
and
-oooooyeah...
and once
-never had spanish b4 ooooola

best quote 'well helloo lips , legs ,breasts and ass'

 

[em_516]

fark quagmire RULES

all his quotes rule but his signature lines own

-oh!
and
-oooooorite..
and
-oooooyeah...
and once
-never had spanish b4 ooooola

best quote 'well helloo lips , legs ,breasts and ass'

hehe..love ooorite..esp. with head movements

 

[SashatheMan]

i can do the Peter laugh. lol

oh and i reckon the best gags are the ones that bag-out religion.

 

[meggy_moo]

Stewie: "Oh Lois somebody's wearing their ovaries on the outside."

i swear it was the funniest thing ever...it took me a minute to get it but HEEHEEHEE I LOVE STEWIE

 

[Enoch]

i do a mad 'oooorite'

 

[demosthenes]

fav character: stewie! who else?

YAH! go stewie!

 

[em_516]

i can do the Peter laugh. lol

oh and i reckon the best gags are the ones that bag-out religion.

lol..peter's laugh is awesome

haha..yeh..i like the racist ones (but no..I'M not)..like when peter said his great grandfather (or whatever) invented golf - "ok..so the rules are..no blacks or jews" lol..so racist!

or that ep where peter was worried bout something and he got all the bad signs (ie. black cat, black crow)..but then he saw a black dude and had the same reaction..lol so rude..

 

[clive]

haha that was a joke stick of gum - now you're addicted to heroin"

 

[SashatheMan]

peter is so stupid

Peter: "Ok Callaghan. If you don't put 'Gumbel 2 Gumbel' back on the air then I'm going on a hunger strike. That's right. A hunger strike. Think you can live with that on your conscience?
'They look at each other nervously'
Peter: "You gonna eat that Stapler?"
Callaghan: "Well, you can't eat a Sta..."
Peter: "Wanna split it?"


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[demosthenes]

haha that was a joke stick of gum - now you're addicted to heroin"

haha....
"so...cold!"

 

[SashatheMan]

this religios gag was the funniest ever i thought. i love all the other jew jokes too(not rasist)

LOIS: Meg, you don’t need to change the way you look. You know, most of the world’s problems stem from poor self-image.
(in a german gym)
it shows hitler lifting little weight then he looks over and there is a really strong jewish guy with beutiful women around him