females, don't call me a perv but.. (1 Viewer)

[lankydummylolol]

i was flirting around with a nympho type gal and suggested she pleasure herself ["finger" i said..],

and she was like "EW. WTF. NO"



...' okayy....

is it just me
. or do some chicks not masturbate even if they're aroused a lot of the time?

explanation? o.o'

 

[Pace_T]

i bet she does. she probably just thinks you're a creep for asking her to do it.

 

[scarybunny]

There's more than one way to skin a cat.

 

[lankydummylolol]

i bet she does. she probably just thinks you're a creep for asking her to do it.

psh. i did it for her the next day. lol. i don't think she thinks i'm a creep. ;]

 

[chelsea girl]

of course loads of girls do. there's a reason why, when you go into a sex shop, there are so many toys that are lady-friendly and non-threatening.

it's just that the male species is not allowed to enjoy us doing it, or think about it, or get around by thinking about it. just don't even try to broach the subject, seriously.

 

[lankydummylolol]

Dude you have issues, you sick perv.

:/ oi... i saw some really weird posts around here, and i had a question as to what us guys wouldn't understand - a reason not to masturbate.

Lol. as funny as it sounds.

 

[housah0lic]

what i don't get it is
how people sign up to the site
come straight to love & relationships

and post shit like this

you fucking trolls, honestly

 

[Will Shakespear]

what i don't get it is
how people sign up to the site
come straight to love & relationships

and post shit like this

you fucking trolls, honestly

no NS for the first 2 weeks
it increases the amount of stupid shit in NCAP too
hmm
*bumps the ants thread*

 

[housah0lic]

okay so i know what non school is
idk what ncap is

and it's almost always their first post??
do they just wait or something

 

[lankydummylolol]

D: discrimination i say.. just because this is my first post after reading some (admittedly) entertaining threads concerning personal sexual lives
it don't mean i'm some beepin' troll (or ant, as one of you alternatively refered to me).

-sigh- perhaps a bad first impression: i'm sorry for that.

oO' now..where's that delete thread button...
or does that pleasure reserve itself to the moderators of this funhouse forum section?


>>' gah. the humiliation awaits the gallows...

 

[chicky_pie]

Maybe she's not a 'nympho' type of girl, how do you know if she is? Did you ever sneak to her house and peek through her bedroom window when she's alone in her room or sumthang?

 

[Davo1111]

...' okayy....

is it just me
. or do some chicks not masturbate even if they're aroused a lot of the time?

explanation? o.o'

girls dont masturbate, fart, poo or burp. get it right.

 

[jessi90]

girls dont masturbate, fart, poo or burp. get it right.

truth

 

[Davo1111]

what i don't get it is how people sign up to the site come straight to love & relationships

and post shit like this

you fucking trolls, honestly

i dont think we would have an L&R without trolls tbh.

 

[supercalamari]

girls dont masturbate, fart, poo or burp. get it right.

Incorrect much...

 

[lol]

Thats not perverted, I do it in front of my boyfriend all the time... ok, it's maybe something I wouldn't do with a guy i was just fooling around with, but im not all that adventurous...

 

[Zingy]

Thats not perverted, I do it in front of my boyfriend all the time... ok, it's maybe something I wouldn't do with a guy i was just fooling around with, but im not all that adventurous...

Do you also fart shit and burp on his dick?

 

[SPC08]

what i don't get it is
how people sign up to the site
come straight to love & relationships

and post shit like this

you fucking trolls, honestly

...hypocrite

 

[9deuce]

The ladies masturbate more than men.

 

[Kwayera]

I love it how "a female who enjoys sex" automatically equals "nymphomaniac".

A nymphomaniac has a mental illness. A female who enjoys sex is a female who enjoys sex, which is most of us.