Holes appear in politicians face. (1 Viewer)

[ClockworkSoldier]

A POLITICIAN discovers holes in his face after contracting a 'shirt collar' infection. WARNING: Graphic image

Newly elected Ross Bohlin will be scarred for life after contracting folliculitis, an infection of his hair folicles - but the former police officer is still surprisingly cheerful, according to a report in the Northern Territory News.

Mr Bohlin said the disease was probably caused by something as simple as friction from his shirt collar.

The MLA for Drysdale was visiting his 68-year-old mother in hospital in Adelaide when his face began swelling alarmingly.
Within two days, his face was bloated by 2.5cm.

"I couldn't eat or drink properly," he said. "It was frightening."

Doctors at the Flinders Medical Centre found two infected follicles - one on his jawbone and the other near his mouth.

"I was pulling out great strands of puss with tweezers from big cavities," he said.

"Believe me, it wasn't nice."

The holes were cleaned up under general anaesthetic.

Full article and pics: There's a hole in Bohlin | Northern Territory News | Darwin, Northern Territory, Australia | ntnews.com.au

- Ew :rofl:.

 

[philphie]

lol they look like pussies. it's like in south park when stan stopped eating meat and just ate apples and started growing vaginas all over his body

 

[kelly tully]

not newswho cares etc

 

[ClockworkSoldier]

Well... It's in the paper, classified as news... And it's in light and offbeat news... Where the hell else am I supposed to put it genious?

 

[kelly tully]

you're not to put it any place because who fucking cares

some dude got a bacterial infection in his face. of fuck the shock and the horror, whatever shall we discuss?

shall we discuss shirt collar hygiene? should we discuss how nobody gives a shit about the NT or its MPs, not even the NT gives a shit?

like honestly, just because the daily telegraph runs an article about bullshit, doesn't mean you absolutely *have* to repost it here

 

[philphie]

he can do whatever he wants

 

[ClockworkSoldier]

I thought it was funny, and decided to post it here. I'll post what I want, and you can like it or loath it, I don't care.

Who cares what people would discuss in here? So what? You don't like it, piss off.

 

[kelly tully]

How the fuck is developing folliculitis funny, in any context.

I care and I will complain about this bullshit, it's because of morons like you that NCAP is currently a cesspool of festering stupidity.

 

[ClockworkSoldier]

Have you noticed that this is what? My second post in NCAP?

Complain all you like, you'll be greeted with multiple instances of "shut up and get out of this thread" from me .

Why do you care about an internet forum anyway? I post what I like, and yes, this IS light and offbeat news, so it fits in here nicely.

 

[kelly tully]

No I haven't noticed because I don't care, but just becuse it's your second post doesn't mean you're automatically exempt from posting shit.

Wah wah wah, the old internet forum response. Dude fuck off, why do you care about an internet forum too? You obvously care, you obviously want to be liked - posting man eats dog bullshit is not the way to do it.

p.s. see what i did here, we're having a far better debate now than anything you could have started with this PUSS FILLED FUCK HOLE OF A STORY.

 

[ClockworkSoldier]

Fact is, I don't really care about the forum, nor do I want to be liked... It's the internet!

I care and I will complain about this bullshit, it's because of morons like you that NCAP is currently a cesspool of festering stupidity

Generally, two posts would void me of this statement, wouldn't it? Since I don't post in NCAP?

Keep your opinions to yourself... You may not like the subject matter, but I posted it because it was interesting, not expecting posts. No discussion is even needed in here!

P.S. Shut up and get out of this thread .

 

[kelly tully]

Keep my opinions...to myself... in the News and Current Affairs section?

Are you... retarded?

 

[ClockworkSoldier]

You know what I meant.

And yes I am, in many ways that you wouldn't believe.