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Old Gold from Max Gillies. A god amoung mortals.
http://whitlamdismissal.com/sounds/gillies-dismissal.ram
Do people agree with Il Dismissale? Views on the dismissal?
Views on political satire? Max Gillies?
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Lyrics:
PEOPLE: Gough is our nation's leader!
GOUGH: Power and fame are mine!
PEOPLE: We've had three years of Labor
GOUGH: We're in because we said It's Time!
PEOPLE: And life couldn't be more sublime!
GOUGH: The arts have had increased funding,
How do you like, blue pols?
PEOPLE: Who'll pay for that we're wondering?
GOUGH: Rex said he'd ask Khemlani!
PEOPLE: And we're in it up to our holes!
GOUGH: Good God!
FRASER: It's Time alright... Time Gough..
Erm, you know... pissed off!
Something must be done... I know, I'll go see the GG!
KERR: Governor General what kind of job is that?
Lalalalalala!
Running around like a fool in a big top hat!
Lalalalalala!
I'm a rather weak and antique figure head!
Drink another drop and I'll flop back in a bed
What have I said?
Governor General very ephemeral, rather be dead!
FRASER: Bravo Sir John! How would you like to be remembered forever?
KERR: I would!
FRASER: And be more famous than Lee Harvey Oswald!
KERR: Sounds good!
FRASER: First Whitlam must be well you know... knackered!
KERR: But how can we do it?
FRASER: Up in the Senate,
I will begin it!
Damage the slumbers,
I'll get the numbers!
KERR: Can you block Supply?
FRASER: Would I tell a lie?
KERR: Gough's career is through?
FRASER: Without any revenue?
BOTH: Coup d'etat! Coup d'etat!
KERR: Labor is in the poo!
FRASER: Yes they are!
BOTH: Completely stuffed by you!
QUEEN: What have we here?
Down in Australia?
Kerr's giving Whitlam the sack!
He will use his powers,
Most of which are Ours,
To bring our dear Liberals back!
KERR: I'm pulling my vice regal weight hahahahaha!
QUEEN: He ought to be opening a fete hahahahaha!
JUDGE: Well you know he's read his constitution
And called a dissolution!
QUEEN: I dare say it is Our responsibility
No wait! I think Australia's a democracy!
We should not like to interfere
Our role was never very clear...
Most amusing
Hahaha!
So confusing
Hahaha!
Very funny
Hahaha!
What’s Khemlani?
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
SECRETARY TO GG: Order order! By order of the Governor General this Parliament has ceased to be!
It is no more! It is gone to meet its maker! It is an ex-parliament! It is completely bugled! The taxidermist is on his way!
LABOR CAUCUS: SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! GET OUT! SHUT UP!
SECRETARY: Sit down! Be quiet! Sit down! Oh I give up!
CAUCUS: You stupid bastard
You loathsome object!
The price of sin?
For shame!
PEOPLE: Dissolution! Dissolution!
GOUGH: Parliament is disbanded!
Kerr has been underhanded!
Cut off in my prime today,
By the press and the CIA!
Just like Allende
This is our history's blackest page!
It's the indictment of the age!
Oh never again!
No, no!
Never again...
Maintain your rage!
Maintain your rage!
Maintain your rage!
KERR: These are matters for judgement... ewww!
PEOPLE: Mal is our nation's leader!
FRASER: Power and fame are mine!
PEOPLE: Here's to a reign of terror
And economic decline!
FRASER: Inflation is my long term design!
PEOPLE: King Mal!
FRASER: Your pal!
PEOPLE: King Mal!
FRASER: Your pal!
PEOPLE: King Mal is now our pal!
King Mal is now our pal!
We might as well throw in the towel!
http://whitlamdismissal.com/sounds/gillies-dismissal.ram
Do people agree with Il Dismissale? Views on the dismissal?
Views on political satire? Max Gillies?
(any excuse to share this love)
Lyrics:
PEOPLE: Gough is our nation's leader!
GOUGH: Power and fame are mine!
PEOPLE: We've had three years of Labor
GOUGH: We're in because we said It's Time!
PEOPLE: And life couldn't be more sublime!
GOUGH: The arts have had increased funding,
How do you like, blue pols?
PEOPLE: Who'll pay for that we're wondering?
GOUGH: Rex said he'd ask Khemlani!
PEOPLE: And we're in it up to our holes!
GOUGH: Good God!
FRASER: It's Time alright... Time Gough..
Erm, you know... pissed off!
Something must be done... I know, I'll go see the GG!
KERR: Governor General what kind of job is that?
Lalalalalala!
Running around like a fool in a big top hat!
Lalalalalala!
I'm a rather weak and antique figure head!
Drink another drop and I'll flop back in a bed
What have I said?
Governor General very ephemeral, rather be dead!
FRASER: Bravo Sir John! How would you like to be remembered forever?
KERR: I would!
FRASER: And be more famous than Lee Harvey Oswald!
KERR: Sounds good!
FRASER: First Whitlam must be well you know... knackered!
KERR: But how can we do it?
FRASER: Up in the Senate,
I will begin it!
Damage the slumbers,
I'll get the numbers!
KERR: Can you block Supply?
FRASER: Would I tell a lie?
KERR: Gough's career is through?
FRASER: Without any revenue?
BOTH: Coup d'etat! Coup d'etat!
KERR: Labor is in the poo!
FRASER: Yes they are!
BOTH: Completely stuffed by you!
QUEEN: What have we here?
Down in Australia?
Kerr's giving Whitlam the sack!
He will use his powers,
Most of which are Ours,
To bring our dear Liberals back!
KERR: I'm pulling my vice regal weight hahahahaha!
QUEEN: He ought to be opening a fete hahahahaha!
JUDGE: Well you know he's read his constitution
And called a dissolution!
QUEEN: I dare say it is Our responsibility
No wait! I think Australia's a democracy!
We should not like to interfere
Our role was never very clear...
Most amusing
Hahaha!
So confusing
Hahaha!
Very funny
Hahaha!
What’s Khemlani?
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
SECRETARY TO GG: Order order! By order of the Governor General this Parliament has ceased to be!
It is no more! It is gone to meet its maker! It is an ex-parliament! It is completely bugled! The taxidermist is on his way!
LABOR CAUCUS: SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! GET OUT! SHUT UP!
SECRETARY: Sit down! Be quiet! Sit down! Oh I give up!
CAUCUS: You stupid bastard
You loathsome object!
The price of sin?
For shame!
PEOPLE: Dissolution! Dissolution!
GOUGH: Parliament is disbanded!
Kerr has been underhanded!
Cut off in my prime today,
By the press and the CIA!
Just like Allende
This is our history's blackest page!
It's the indictment of the age!
Oh never again!
No, no!
Never again...
Maintain your rage!
Maintain your rage!
Maintain your rage!
KERR: These are matters for judgement... ewww!
PEOPLE: Mal is our nation's leader!
FRASER: Power and fame are mine!
PEOPLE: Here's to a reign of terror
And economic decline!
FRASER: Inflation is my long term design!
PEOPLE: King Mal!
FRASER: Your pal!
PEOPLE: King Mal!
FRASER: Your pal!
PEOPLE: King Mal is now our pal!
King Mal is now our pal!
We might as well throw in the towel!