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Im not so sure about the orientation day thingy ! (1 Viewer)

mr EaZy

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YOU SEE, MY MATE WENT TO ORIENTATION DAY LAST YEAR AT UTS AND THEY GAVE HIM A BAG :)

BUT INSIDE THE BAG, HE FOUND A FEW ACCESSORIES- and one of these excessories happened to be a condom .!!!!......................... :confused:


can anyone remind me (just in case im missing the plot here :D )
What ACTUALLY HAPPENS oN O-day :D ?

thanks matees :eek:
 

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mr EaZy said:
YOU SEE, MY MATE WENT TO ORIENTATION DAY LAST YEAR AT UTS AND THEY GAVE HIM A BAG :)

BUT INSIDE THE BAG, HE FOUND A FEW ACCESSORIES- and one of these excessories happened to be a condom .!!!!......................... :confused:


can anyone remind me (just in case im missing the plot here :D )
What ACTUALLY HAPPENS oN O-day :D ?

thanks matees :eek:
maybe some people find their perfect match on the day ;)
 

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they have cool events going on all day and faculty welcomes, tours etc......just a bit of fun b4 the serious part of uni starts.........
 

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That condom is your one-way ticket to good grades. All you need to do after receiving it is hunt down the professor of your hardest subject, and let nature take its course.
 

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hfis said:
That condom is your one-way ticket to good grades. All you need to do after receiving it is hunt down the professor of your hardest subject, and let nature take its course.
gosh that's a terrible thought
 

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Gah none of you gave a suitable answer :p. It's to promote safe sex from the UTS Students Association, and thats pretty much it!
 

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jasee said:
Gah none of you gave a suitable answer :p. It's to promote safe sex from the UTS Students Association, and thats pretty much it!
Ahh ok, I get it. Ixnay on the ex-with-the-dean-say ;)
 

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hfis said:
That condom is your one-way ticket to good grades. All you need to do after receiving it is hunt down the professor of your hardest subject, and let nature take its course.

yea, and the possibility that the professors are actually the same sex as you will not deter nature taking its course watsoever??

("yuck!")
*coughs- ahem pardon me..
 

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hfis said:
That condom is your one-way ticket to good grades. All you need to do after receiving it is hunt down the professor of your hardest subject, and let nature take its course.
hahaha! good one
 

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lol at USYD they have an allnight gig at manning bar. safe sex all teh way :p
Oh we've got a condom voucher in our diary:D
 

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mr EaZy said:
YOU SEE, MY MATE WENT TO ORIENTATION DAY LAST YEAR AT UTS AND THEY GAVE HIM A BAG :)

BUT INSIDE THE BAG, HE FOUND A FEW ACCESSORIES- and one of these excessories happened to be a condom .!!!!......................... :confused:


can anyone remind me (just in case im missing the plot here :D )
What ACTUALLY HAPPENS oN O-day :D ?

thanks matees :eek:
it only a condom gezz, no need to get aroused over it, they are promoting safe sex. no plot mate, just fun all over.
 

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mr EaZy said:
YOU SEE, MY MATE WENT TO ORIENTATION DAY LAST YEAR AT UTS AND THEY GAVE HIM A BAG :)

BUT INSIDE THE BAG, HE FOUND A FEW ACCESSORIES- and one of these excessories happened to be a condom .!!!!......................... :confused:


can anyone remind me (just in case im missing the plot here :D )
What ACTUALLY HAPPENS oN O-day :D ?

thanks matees :eek:
Cool people laugh at you, before dancing off.
 

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lol.... im pretty sure half of them given out last year are still deteriorating in wallets...

time to update guys!!!
 

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