Job for Lazy Person (1 Viewer)

[zenger69]

I was wondering what types of jobs are good for lazy people?

Like not a part-time job you get at high school, but all jobs in general.

 

[Skittled]

One of those people who sit at the boom gates outside parking lots taking your money. Most people don't need to pay cos they've been there less than X hours; they just put their ticket in the machine and drive through... Bring a book or two to your shift...

 

[hatty]

be a judge.

sleep through a case, then just pick the ugly side and say they lost.

simple.

 

[Korn]

I was wondering what types of jobs are good for lazy people?

Like not a part-time job you get at high school, but all jobs in general.

Professional Dole Bludger

 

[MuffinMan]

Professional Dole Bludger

hey! u stole mine!

 

[noel_gallagher]

telemarketer? trust me, its dead boring and requires no ... nothing.

 

[Trev]

A whore - you can just lay there!

 

[Korn]

A whore - you can just lay there!

Probably if ur a cheap whore, but i reckon the well paid ones would have to work for it hard

 

[theone123]

a bum or someone who lies on the street in george st, holding a sign saying im cheap, homeless and need money for drugs and whores. the people would give you and its the best if your lazy cause you really dont havta do nething.

 

[Korn]

a bum or someone who lies on the street in george st, holding a sign saying im cheap, homeless and need money for drugs and whores. the people would give you and its the best if your lazy cause you really dont havta do nething.

Bullshit, u have to make a sign and leave the house and sitdown for ages, the doles heaps better u can do it on the net without leaving the house and dont have to wake up unitl 2pm

 

[theone123]

Bullshit, u have to make a sign and leave the house and sitdown for ages, the doles heaps better u can do it on the net without leaving the house and dont have to wake up unitl 2pm

yeah, but sleeping is all you do, that is not effort :uhhuh:

 

[Korn]

yeah, but sleeping is all you do, that is not effort :uhhuh:

Exaclty thast why i win, how can u beat sleeping all day and getting paid for lazy ppl

 

[zenger69]

What I did mean was like a decent job, best suited to someone who was lazy.

Like if that job had an aptitude test, they'd be looking for the laziest person.

 

[MuffinMan]

you don't get much on the dole anyway

 

[Korn]

What I did mean was like a decent job, best suited to someone who was lazy.

Like if that job had an aptitude test, they'd be looking for the laziest person.

I dont think any such job would exist, especially one that pays extremely well
Suggestions would be a lollypop person,

 

[MuffinMan]

like people say the more lazy u r the lazier u r gonna get
if i were u i would go out and at least do something decent

 

[Korn]

like people say the more lazy u r the lazier u r gonna get
if i were u i would go out and at least do something decent

Are u talking to me or the thread starter

 

[Skeeta]

i think they would look for laziness in a human crash dummy

you should try it sometime

 

[MuffinMan]

Are u talking to me or the thread starter

the thread starter of course!

 

[ameh]

trev: well u do have to scream and work hard for it too dont u?