Pope Death Conspiracy (1 Viewer)

[Abu Ghurayb]

I've been following the decline of the pope for a long time now, and It's my belief that he's not really dead at all. If you read the following evidence, I'm sure you'll agree:

• The Pope died on April 2nd (Vatican time), is it any coincidence that this is just ONE day after april fools day?
• There were never any photos of the Pope in Hospital released
• In many of his sermans, the pope talked about his own death.
• Suge Knight, the driver of the pope mobile, never showed up for questioning after the Popes death
• The pope died when he was 84 years old, april is the 4th month of the year, coincidence?
• The pope often rapped, I mean, spoke about "Heaven" where he would "live forever." Perhaps an allusion to the hoax?
• The pope had been the target of an assasination, but did not die.
• On the cover of his album "7 day theory" there is a picture of the pope crucified. Jesus Christ was also crucified, and he tricked everyone into believing he was dead.

So there you have the conclusive evidence that Tupac isn't really dead at all.
Wait, did I just say Tupac? Because I meant to say the Pope.

 

[mishka]

you're kidding, right??

and if you are, show some respect.

 

[Generator]

There's no need for everyone to continually type out the 'show some respect' line whenever someone else feels the need to criticise the Pope (or when they try and lighten what is for many a depressingly-solem moment with a somewhat humourous post)...

 

[mishka]

well what else am i supposed to say when someone makes a post such as this... there is no need for it.

edit: and it has only been typed out twice - both directed at the same person, funny that.

 

[Abu Ghurayb]

well what else am i supposed to say when someone makes a post such as this... there is no need for it.

Why not?
Because you don't find it funny?

 

[mishka]

no i don't find it funny, and i'm sure most others don't find it funny either. perhaps this wasn't an appropriate place to post this thread.

 

[Abu Ghurayb]

B Education (Primary) @ Australian Catholic University, Strathfield

Now I understand.

 

[mishka]

ahhh, but you see, i'm not catholic. acu is a public university, so the fact that i go there means nothing.

 

[Abu Ghurayb]

ahhh, but you see, i'm not catholic. acu is a public university, so the fact that i go there means nothing.

Well if you aren't catholic, why do you care?

 

[bitchgirl]

I've been following the decline of the pope for a long time now, and It's my belief that he's not really dead at all. If you read the following evidence, I'm sure you'll agree:

• The Pope died on April 2nd (Vatican time), is it any coincidence that this is just ONE day after april fools day?
• There were never any photos of the Pope in Hospital released
• In many of his sermans, the pope talked about his own death.
• Suge Knight, the driver of the pope mobile, never showed up for questioning after the Popes death
• The pope died when he was 84 years old, april is the 4th month of the year, coincidence?
• The pope often rapped, I mean, spoke about "Heaven" where he would "live forever." Perhaps an allusion to the hoax?
• The pope had been the target of an assasination, but did not die.
• On the cover of his album "7 day theory" there is a picture of the pope crucified. Jesus Christ was also crucified, and he tricked everyone into believing he was dead.

So there you have the conclusive evidence that Tupac isn't really dead at all.
Wait, did I just say Tupac? Because I meant to say the Pope.

this is fake, you put 2pac's theories mixed with the pope,lol
how can suge knight be at rome when he's in cali?

 

[mishka]

Well if you aren't catholic, why do you care?

because i happen to have compassion. this is a well-respected religious leader we are talking about.

 

[Abu Ghurayb]

this is fake, you put 2pac's theories mixed with the pope,lol
how can suge knight be at rome when he's in cali?

No, I can assure you 100% that THIS IS REAL!!!

 

[Dreamerish*~]

your theory makes no sense.

the day AFTER april fools day is no longer april fools day.

and the although 84 is a product of 4, so is 88, 80 and 76.

why would they release photos of the pope in hospital?

who's the joke on if the leader of the catholic church decided to play dead?

 

[Generator]

because i happen to have compassion. this is a well-respected religious leader we are talking about.

Well-respected, not universally-respected. Try and remember that.

 

[Abu Ghurayb]

your theory makes no sense.

the day AFTER april fools day is no longer april fools day.

and the although 84 is a product of 4, so is 88, 80 and 76.

why would they release photos of the pope in hospital?

who's the joke on if the leader of the catholic church decided to play dead?

Skeptic !

 

[Abu Ghurayb]

The person who thinks it's all a conspiracy realted to Tupac's death.

Leave Tupac out of this!

 

[spell check]

i'm convinced

the pope will now bring out at least fourty posthumous albums

 

[glycerine]

oh please "wah wah boo hoo show some compassion you meanie!"

i actually AM catholic and i think john paul had a lot of flaws which people are going to overlook now because - shock horror! - he died. i mean, this is the man who would travel to aids ridden african countries and tell them that condoms did not protect against aids.... all because of the catholic stance on contraception.

 

[thejosiekiller]

yeah glyc he was the pope and all

he should of changed catholic doctrine

it didnt happen

 

[Benny_]

I remember John Saffran doing something on the Music Jamboree a few years back, it was hilarious.