LOTS OF TREES? Who needs trees? We have a chinatown. I'm sure we had trees at some stage too, but chinamen chop tree down make chopstick.
I hear kuring-gai is full of chix. Cuz of the nursing course. :O Shuttlebus boyz! But what kinda fool would wanna travel to kuring-gai everyday? Perhaps small willy. Rather, just apply for the main campus of UTS. If you're bored enough (and I assure you, you will be) you can always visit kuring-gai for all your nurse fetishes. UNSW is another bus-trip away if you want the foreign goods and USYD is just down the road. Not that you'd wanna go there.
Naw howie, to hell with the resources. UTS means social life. Indeed, it is, as I'd say the Social Life University of Technology Sydney (SLUTS). Join the SLUTS and you will have a great (sex) life. Come visit SLUTS and have a great day! Or... err.. night.