Uni Comparisons (1 Viewer)

[Alimoe_KG]

http://humour.200ok.com.au/compare_unis.html

This should help end the Uni wars once and for all.

I actually don't get too many of the jokes. Unless they're not really jokes? *searches for the humour*

 

[chloe169]

OMG LOL, ^^^lame!


How many UNSW students does it take to change a lightbulb?
1,306,313,812 (The Population of China)...get it? Cos its like mini China!!!!

OMG LOL, ^^^lame!

were not all from china ok, some of us are from singapore, STUFF YOU!!!

 

[withoutaface]

That kinda thing works better for schools cause they have more established and distinct stereotypes.

 

[withoutaface]

were not all from china ok, some of us are from singapore, STUFF YOU!!!

Singapore is basically filled with Chinese emigrants anyway.

 

[stazi]

OMG LOL, ^^^lame!


How many UNSW students does it take to change a lightbulb?
~ 4 Billion (The Population of Asia)...get it? Cos its like mini Asia!!!!

OMG LOL, ^^^lame!

HAHAHAHAHAHhahHahahahahahhaha thats fucking hillarious. bahahhaah

 

[jubs_]

Singapore is filled with native Malays, Indaian and Chinese immigrants. m

 

[+Po1ntDeXt3r+]

UWS made the list. Are you proud, Natstar?

ROFL harsh...

ummm melb uni wasnt on list :S

 

[**freakstar87**]

uts isn't on the list either

 

[Carnivour]

neither was newcastle
sif it wasnt the easiest to make fun of
they cant afford new lightbulbs

 

[~ ReNcH ~]

were not all from china ok, some of us are from singapore, STUFF YOU!!!

^^ I wouldn't disagree with the fact that UNSW is bordering on a mini-Asia though, particularly in Med and Commerce I'd imagine (and a growing number in other faculties).

 

[Numero Uno]

... hmm pretty shifty

 

[neo o]

Eh, most of those are just "appropriated" from the highschool thing anyway. I remember that, "How many UNSW students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five. One to design a nuclear-powered one that never needs changing, one to figure out how to power the rest of Randwick using that nuked lightbulb, two to install it, and one to write the computer program that controls the wall switch." was for Ruse.

 

[Henry_Kissinger]

I'll write some better ones for the NSW unis.

Q: How many UNSW students does it take to change a lightbulb

A: ASIANS

Q: How many USYD students does it take to change a lightbulb

A: I hate Rose Jackson

Q: How many UWS students does it take to change a lightbulb

A: I hate Natstar too

Q: How many MQ students does it take to change a lightbulb

A: I heard Macquarie is really good for ancient history.

Q: How many UTS students does it take to change a lightbulb

A: If they can't even figure out that they are a fucking TAFE, they have no chance of screwing in a lightbulb. Fucking Institute of Technology cunts.

Fuck the rest of the unis in NSW, they don't belong here. Send them to Tasmania.

 

[GoodSirLancelot]

I thought the level of humour was mediocre.