Somali Pirates Take 60 Hostages (2 Viewers)

[boris]

I haven't heard of anything like this.
Hmmm... That may be why piracy rates have suddenly risen in the past two years though. Besides the complete breakdown of Somali society, that is.


No, then you divide up the pirates you hired and get them to kill each other, and then divide up the winning group etc etc and so forth until you only have one pirate left then you give him a nice home in American suburbia and the problem is solved.

Yeah i dont know where i heard it but meh. If you look up private security companies fighting pirates on google is mentions something like that haha

 

[moll.]

I have a sudden craving to join the military (special forces specifically) for a few years and then leave and start up my own private security/mercenary/soldier-of-fortune company. And still partake in the contract fulfillment.
Then I can make it into a reality tv show.
"Elliott Moll. A businessman and loving husband by day. A special forces soldier for hire by night..."

 

[Zrap]

We send builders to build DJ Gardner homes

thus they will be happy

 

[Zrap]

I have a sudden craving to join the military (special forces specifically) for a few years and then leave and start up my own private security/mercenary/soldier-of-fortune company. And still partake in the contract fulfillment.
Then I can make it into a reality tv show.
"Elliott Moll. A businessman and loving husband by day. A special forces soldier for hire by night..."

I could see you getting shot

 

[moll.]

wtf are DJ Gardner homes?

 

[moll.]

I coud see myself being a legend in the underworld community.
Then running for Prez.

 

[Zrap]

wtf are DJ Gardner homes?

It was on some advertisement...

I coud see myself being a legend in the underworld community.
Then running for Prez.

then getting shot...

 

[moll.]

It was on some advertisement...

then getting shot...

Then immortalised, a la Lincoln, Kennedy, McKinley and (soon to be) Obama.
Fair trade in my opinion.

 

[boris]

I'v always wanted to be a sniper.

Would join the army if it payed more and wasn't full of dickheads and i was assured a place as a sniper. Fuck F88s, they're for fags

 

[moll.]

Become an officer. Then you get to take avoid all the dickheads.

 

[black_kat_meow]

Army actually pays a LOT now. There so short on people that there are like pay rises every week for the defense force, lol.

 

[moll.]

Army actually pays a LOT now. There so short on people that there are like pay rises every week for the defense force, lol.

Yeah, last I checked it was like 50k for an active service enlisted man. Around 70k for a junior CO. Which is pretty alright.

 

[black_kat_meow]

They also pay for health and dental care and most of your rent.

 

[moll.]

Yeah and I think you get either free or heavily subsidised extra part-time study options. Which is awesome. Masters, here I come!

 

[black_kat_meow]

Depends what you're studying You know about the undergraduate sponsorship schemes and such right, where they pay all your hecs and pay you to study?

I'm a navy brat

 

[moll.]

Depends what you're studying You know about the undergraduate sponsorship schemes and such right, where they pay all your hecs and pay you to study?

I'm a navy brat

Yeah, I'm looking to apply after this semester (although they might have changed that to two semester minimum). Hopefully they like me.
Then when I'm on active duty I can mooch off of the ADF for more money to study postgrad part-time.

 

[boris]

Yeah ok guys i do know that stuff.

Too much of an imposition on my already perfect life. Plus i can pretend im a sniper every wednesday night anyway.

 

[moll.]

I pretend I'm a samurai. I even carry a stick around and defend poor Japanese peasants from the evil marauding Mongols. It's fun.

 

[boris]

I pretend im at kokoda killing japs with samurai swords with my bayonet but ok

 

[Iron]

I got to pretend that I was a major-general once. We war-gamed the invasion of Iran at uni
India scuttled it
I broke out in the song...