Unconventional ways of rejecting people. (1 Viewer)

[XPac2]

"wanna go out?"
"No thanks, one pet alien monkey is enough"

 

[rokkuguhyo]

To break up with someone, change their ringtone to "Please Release Me", and whenever the phone rings, they'll hear "Please release me, let me go, for I don't love you anymore".

Or, go to a karaoke bar with the person, and dedicate that song to him or her.

 

[Garygaz]

Tell them you love them, take them out to lunch, walk along the harbour, take in the views, and just as they are about to go in for the kiss, after they've told you that they love you and that it's been the best day in years, punch them in the nose and casually walk away.

 

[samthebear]

Tell them you love them, take them out to lunch, walk along the harbour, take in the views, and just as they are about to go in for the kiss, after they've told you that they love you and that it's been the best day in years, punch them in the nose and casually walk away.

now thats just spiteful

 

[Tangent]

*At a disco, get them to play dance floor anthem and yell to your partner "This is our song, isnt it beautiful"