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The World of Pick-Up Line (1 Viewer)

Omie Jay

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Re: best and worst pick up lines

theres all these mafs ones..

"Hey baby, what's your sine?"

"I wish i was your problem set, because then i'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk."
if you were a function, you'd be 1/cos(C)
 

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"Your name starts with E and my surname starts with T, wanna get married so you can be E.T?"
this was actually said to me.
 

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A: "hey how heavy is a polar bear"
B: "Dont know"
A: "Heavy enough to break the ice, hi im....."
 

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Can I lie tangent to your curves?
 

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Can I lie tangent to your curves?
speaking of maths ones, this small band at my highschool made this love song and performed it at assembly once (caringbah high, selective school, so lyrics are quite nerdy but funny none-the-less, if you can understand it).

here are some stand-out lines:

- you're the only constant in my primitive function
- every move you make is simple harmonic motion
- and i dont need mathematical induction to prove that my love knows no reduction
- our love is like the decimal for pi, it goes on and on and on
- our love is like an infinite series and it has no limiting sum
- now i know that you think that im a bit of a nerd, but if i was your derivative i'd lay tangent to your curve
- and even though im a perfect square, i know we'd make an ordered pair.
 

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Re: best and worst pick up lines

speaking of maths ones, this small band at my highschool made this love song and performed it at assembly once (caringbah high, selective school, so lyrics are quite nerdy but funny none-the-less, if you can understand it).

here are some stand-out lines:

- you're the only constant in my primitive function
- every move you make is simple harmonic motion
- and i dont need mathematical induction to prove that my love knows no reduction
- our love is like the decimal for pi, it goes on and on and on
- our love is like an infinite series and it has no limiting sum
- now i know that you think that im a bit of a nerd, but if i was your derivative i'd lay tangent to your curve
- and even though im a perfect square, i know we'd make an ordered pair.
love that song, i also found the tune quite catchy
 

sykes118

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guy: hey what are you doing later?
girl: just riding my bike.
guy: im a bike.

no joke a student said that 2 a teacher at our school!
 

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guy: hey im ___ you got any rasins??
girl: err no...
guy: how about a date??
 

moll.

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My boyfriend says that to me all the time. I have to constantly surpress the urge to bitch slap him.
Your boyfriend is shit.
Based on the fact that you're still with him, I'm going to go out on a limb and surmise that you're shit too.
 

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On friday at work it was getting quiet and I was talking to one of my female co-workers, and she said the manager told us to just stand around and look pretty, and I said "Well that'll be easy." and I meant because Im shit hot, but I think she took it the other way
 

moll.

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On friday at work it was getting quiet and I was talking to one of my female co-workers, and she said the manager told us to just stand around and look pretty, and I said "Well that'll be easy." and I meant because Im shit hot, but I think she took it the other way
Did you bone her?
 

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Your boyfriend is shit.
Based on the fact that you're still with him, I'm going to go out on a limb and surmise that you're shit too.
You do realise he isn't actually serious when he says this? and he wouldn't have said it before we were going out
 

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