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You Dont Move after screaming, "Im Coming" when Your parents call you.

Watching movies with "sexual content" with your parents is quite awkward

Getting nervous when your parents tell you to "come here"

Pretending to sleep when your parents come in.

I hate when my parents don't remember saying something & accuse me of lying

I hate it when your home alone, dancing like a retard and someone walks in.

STOP SINGING! i like this song

Blasting music when you're home alone

No I'm not lying, but when you look at me like that, how can I not smile?

"Mom, make me some food?" "Get it yourself." "Nevermind, I'm not hungry."

I have no idea what you just said so im just gonna say "yeah" and smile

Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshiit.

Now I'm Older I Get The Sexual Jokes Disney Sneaks Into Thier Movies ;) bahahahhahahahaha

Whenever I'm telling a story i always say "and i was like"
As soon as the headphones are in, I'm in my own little world

When someone says "I like your shirt" I look down to see what im wearing
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Prete...91422?ref=search&sid=1062265923.4249886058..1
 
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"You're here to learn." "No, i'm here because it's the law." ahahahah!! i thought that so many times when a teacher said that!

I say "I'm on my way", whereas, I'm still at home

I asked "what" 20 times so now I'm just gonna pretend I heard what you said

I forgot your name,so I'm going to wait for someone else to say it first

I Dont care if i cant sing, i like this song, so im guna sing it! : )

I get paranoid when cars slow down near me, when I'm walking.

When my phone vibrates I shout 'I'M VIBRATING!'
 
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Your text pissed me off, so I'm not replying

OK JUST SHUT UP! YOUR HOT AND YOU KNOW IT! SO STOP SAYING "I'm Fat or Ugly"

"Hey" ; "What?" ; "Are you awake?"; "NO, im talking in my sleep!?"

"mum i'm goin out", "were are you going?", "just out", "weres out?", "OUT!"

I'm afraid people can see me through my web cam even though its off

I hate when I'm sharing a bed with someone and they steal all the covers.

I'm Fluent In Sarcasm

'Are You Ok?' I'M CRYING MY EYES OUT DO I LOOK F-KING OK!?!

When your six "Im telling my mum on you!" Was the scariest come back ever
( and now its like PFFFTTT go tell like i give a fuck bahahha )

Befor I go to sleep, I start imagining stuff that I would like to happen

I used to like you, now your a dick.

i love finding old songs that i used to love but totally forgot about

I used to run up the stairs, using both hands and legs

I used to think 'duct tape' was called 'duck tape' bahahahhaa

I Used To Like That Song, But Then It Got Popular & Overplayed

I used to put Burger Rings on all my fingers to eat them.

I don't remember if it was a dream, or if it actually happened
 
meilz92

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hahahha love the milky bar kid = krudd one!!!

B*TCH when i said i want a TRIM i didnt mean CHOP half of my hair OFF!!! | Facebook

OREOS: First you twist it, then you... oh, it broke. :/ | Facebook

"TELL ME, TELL ME, TELL ME," ok "oh- i already knew that ages ago" | Facebook

If God made everything, God must be somewhere in china | Facebook

Friday,last period,2 minutes to go till the bell rings...Best feeling ever. | Facebook

When I Die I Give My Friends Permission To Change My Status To "Is Dead" | Facebook

98% of kids drink or smoke before 18. Join this group if you like bagels. | Facebook

"k." is the most brutal text answer. | Facebook

STOP MOVING!! I need to read your shirt! | Facebook

Pentagons, Octagons...AND THE OMNOMNOMAGON!! | Facebook

I hate it when someone else takes the piece of food I have mentally claimed | Facebook

I say dude right before I say something moderately important | Facebook

'0% battery' ok ill just go get the ch... or you can turn urself off, great | Facebook

Backspacing the whole password box when you make a mistake | Facebook

sorry if some of them have been posted already :)
 
meilz92

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awww why does Ke$ha's wikipedia page have to be locked :( i wanted to edit the line


Kesha described her dress sense as "garbage-chic" to Entertainment Weekly and named Keith Richards as her fashion inspiration.

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Kesha described her dress sense as "garbage" to Entertainment Weekly and named cheap prostitutes as her fashion inspiration.
 
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