is it right to judge a chick by her looks? (7 Viewers)

[Studentleader]

My maths tutor said you guys are lucky you can be smart patent something make millions and get any girl you want!
A girl who does the same without looking good only gets the desperate guys.

 

[Taketheatrain]

I seriously don't think steve buscemi is THAT ugly.

 

[MysteryGenius]

he looks creepy

 

[Taketheatrain]

He's alright I think

 

[MysteryGenius]

lol kay, you can keep him all to yourself then

 

[michaeladz]

lmfao @ all the posts

 

[Shadowdude]

no you dont

lets look at the facts

cons
- you are a creep and a stalker
- you have far below average looks. 2/10 at best.
- you are a weirdo
- you have hilariously high standards
- you are asian. no white girls like asians.

pros
- nil

1. Creep and stalker if you believe emotionally-driven illogical teenage girls.
2. If I'm 2/10, then you sir - have hilariously high standards when it comes to grading physical attractiveness in people.
3. See point 1.
4. And...?
5. And yet.

therefore, poor prospects in life and nothing to live for, kill yourself

lolwut

white girls do like asians!

Exactly. I've seen tons of those at UNSW. I often point them out to ML, or Lolsmith when couples like them are walking by so I can express my desire to be in a relationship like that =P

My maths tutor said you guys are lucky you can be smart patent something make millions and get any girl you want!
A girl who does the same without looking good only gets the desperate guys.

Sounds like a plan.

 

[Arcorn]

$50 says that Shadow is actually an in the closet gay.

 

[Shadowdude]

$50 says that Shadow is actually an in the closet gay.

/me facepalms

You know, if you wanted to give me $50, you could've just given it to me.

 

[abbeyroad]

why haven't you terminate yourself yet

 

[Shadowdude]

So I may find out what woman the relationship gods have assigned me to care for and cherish for the rest of my life...?

 

[Taketheatrain]

Look at em go

 

[Arcorn]

Shadow you can't take the bet and it finishes when you are fifty.

 

[b00m]

id be so proud of shadowdude if i was his father
not.

 

[abbeyroad]

I'd fucking beat myself up every night for raising such a failure of a child

 

[Shadowdude]

Shadow you can't take the bet and it finishes when you are fifty.

That's why we have time limits on the bet?

 

[Taketheatrain]

I dunno you guys. If shadowphile were a character from an American teen flick i think he would the kind of kid who cluelessly wanders through life and then somehow ends up in a threesome with blonde jellywrestlers without even trying.

but then this is real life

 

[Shadowdude]

I dunno you guys. If shadowphile were a character from an American teen flick i think he would the kind of kid who cluelessly wanders through life and then somehow ends up in a threesome with blonde jellywrestlers without even trying.

but then this is real life

Isn't life just a big movie anyway? =P

All the world's a movie...

 

[abbeyroad]

I dunno you guys. If shadowphile were a character from an American teen flick i think he would the kind of kid who cluelessly wanders through life and then somehow ends up in a threesome with blonde jellywrestlers without even trying.

but then this is real life

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[Taketheatrain]

Sorry for filling your head up with rubbish kiddo. I think I should retire early tonight.