Most frustrating things that have happened to you (2 Viewers)

[Ben1220]

Share stories of frustrating things that have happened to you opposite sex wise.

Before I lost my virginity, I managed to get a girl back to my bed at my parents home, and naked except for her underwear. She wouldn't let me take them off, she said I was too drunk, so we just had foreplay for the entire night. I had to wait another month before I lost my virginity.

A girl I am interested in showed a lot of interest in me at my house party, she said to me "I'm surprised that you haven't taken advantage of the position I'm in" I said "what position?" She said "I'm drunk" But then I couldn't do anything about it because I was too busy baby sitting drunk guests and being a responsible host... Now the sexual tension seems to be slowly fizzling away since I never get to be alone with her, we've always got other friends around, and the few times I am alone with her she's very awkward and nervous, which makes me feel awkward and nervous.
Now every time I see her I feel insane amounts of regret for not making a move back then when the window of opportunity was open.

Discuss and/or share your own frustrations.

 

[zombie omie jay]

never losing my virginity

 

[Shadowdude]

EDIT: Fine Lolsmith, I'll give the condensed version...


Got some alone time with a girl I liked. Didn't ask her out. I feel sad =(

 

[Lolsmith]

ohboyherewego.jpg (via @Chemical Ali)

STOP TELLING PEOPLE THESE THINGS

YOU'RE ONLY MAKING IT WORSE FOR YOURSELF

 

[Shadowdude]

But it's a very important life event!

 

[zombie omie jay]

EDIT: Fine Lolsmith, I'll give the condensed version...


Got some alone time with a girl I liked. Didn't ask her out. I feel sad =(

2late bro i have already archived that shit

 

[Shadowdude]

2late bro i have already archived that shit

So?

I tell that story pretty much freely anyway.

 

[zombie omie jay]

you deleted it you penk

 

[hungwell1337]

plz tell the story

 

[zombie omie jay]

Most frustrating things that have happened to you
I remember when I stood next to the girl of my dreams (at the time). It was raining, we stood under a one-person umbrella together for an hour as we fiddled around with an iPhone trying to make it work. All others were in the middle of the basketball court attending to the fundraising event that our year had, while she and I - or, the infamous S. and I - were on the sidelines literally, as we selected music to play through the speakers that were either side of us using this iPhone that was handed over to us by the head of the fundraising activity.

iPhones were new to us, and both of us didn't know how to use one - so we talked and gave suggestions to each other, in a lovely civil manner. She would take it from my hands, I'd take it from hers - our bodies radiating this... aura of warmth and collective intelligence. This was comforting to me - because if her best friend came up to us, she would've ruined this little part of perfection where she and I were on amicable terms at least for an hour, before her friend would tarnish what bonds she and I had developed as she would seek to banish me from her presence. To ensure I could never have her.

Why I didn't just turn to her and ask her out? I'm not sure. But the real frustration is, that she probably would've said yes.

And I have to live with that - and that's the scene that keeps replaying in my mind whenever someone here makes a 'lolShadowdude is alone' joke or quip or comment.

 

[Shadowdude]

Actually, that story is wrong - because I think she would've said no actually.

But nicely.

 

[sinophile4]

Girls are the most frustrating thing that has happened to me.

 

[mitchy_boy]

Already a Shadowdude thread.

 

[slyhunter]

how many posts did it take?

 

[vannilla_latte]

this guy was trying to flirt with me on the train on my birthday last year. but i was being all shy and thinking he wasnt directing it at me..

then he got off the train and i realised he so was flirting with me.

DAMMIT! should have exchanged numbers =(

 

[sinophile4]

was on the bus today and went to press the stop button. at the same time an old man went to reach for it and we momemtarily touched hands and he smiled at me. i'm so frustrated that i didn't get his name

was he british?

 

[mitchy_boy]

was on the bus today and went to press the stop button. at the same time an old man went to reach for it and we momemtarily touched hands and he smiled at me. i'm so frustrated that i didn't get his name

his name was alf

 

[sinophile4]

did you keep calm and think of him?

 

[bitumen]

lol fuck you

 

[Arcorn]

m8 at first i thought that you actually wrote that and was like wtf gay

Yeah, same.