can i make my own condoms? (1 Viewer)

[jess 94]

Hi, i'm wondering if anyone else here makes their own condoms?

I want to use safe sex, but I don't have a job and we aren't very rich.

Thanks guys!

 

[Shadowdude]

The best contraception you can use is your mind. Tell your boyfriend to make his sperm 'stop it' and the sperm will do so and you won't get pregnant!

True story. Scientifically proven. Nah, just kidding.

 

[carlosestevez]

Sure can
All you need is a plastic bag and rubber bands

 

[jumb]

Before this goes too far, a non-troll answer in case naive kids actually think this is serious:

No. It's not worth it to try. Condoms aren't actually expensive.

 

[maxc16]

Try putting a needle down the slit of his penis. Though initially painful, this method is the only 100% effective contraception as it stops the flow of sperm into the vagina.

 

[Lolsmith]

Try putting a needle down the slit of his penis. Though initially painful, this method is the only 100% effective contraception as it stops the flow of sperm into the vagina.

I nearly vomitted

 

[Bendent]

Try putting a needle down the slit of his penis. Though initially painful, this method is the only 100% effective contraception as it stops the flow of sperm into the vagina.

that's urethra cancer surgery thing lol

 

[Hermes1]

u culd make ur own, but if u fuk up u get a girl pregnant, and thats a pretty big mistake lol.

 

[jess 94]

the best i've tried so far is using zip lock bags. easy, cheap and the 'strong' ones never break

 

[Dr_Fresh]

i find glad wrap and a rubber band works best for me when i bring a girl home and dont have any condoms left in the drawer.

 

[Dr_Fresh]

that's urethra cancer surgery thing lol

i believe u are referring to what is known as a TURP. which as the name suggests is for prostate cancer and/or symptomatic BPH.

 

[Hermes1]

i find glad wrap and a rubber band works best for me when i bring a girl home and dont have any condoms left in the drawer.

lol. and they agree to this?

 

[Kendall_Gilroy]

lol. and they agree to this?

m8 u dont knoe girls

 

[Dr_Fresh]

lol. and they agree to this?

theyd agree to do it without anything cuz all the women wanna have my babies but im just freaked out about STIs and HIV.

 

[Bendent]

i believe u are referring to what is known as a turp. Which as the name suggests is for prostate cancer and/or symptomatic bph.

lol

 

[ohexploitable]

hi molly

 

[Kendall_Gilroy]

lol

 

[zombie omie jay]

use a sock

 

[clissold]

or just buy them, they arnt expensive..

 

[Shadowdude]

use a sock

Channeling sinophile, are we?