Confused yet again (1 Viewer)

[Blessed Angel]

Wingwomen. Yeah, like that's ever going to work.

it will work.


We'll both pretend to hit on him infront of a hot girl, and he'll turn both of us down,
and she'll be like, oh wow, he's hot stuff
and then he'll approach her and she'll give him her number

win

sxc times

the most that ever eventuated from the hand playing game was me getting really shy and never talking to them again

 

[Shadowdude]

it will work.


We'll both pretend to hit on him infront of a hot girl, and he'll turn both of us down,
and she'll be like, oh wow, he's hot stuff
and then he'll approach her and she'll give him her number

win

I dunno, you pretty much have to be within 5m of her and have her entire attention to realise that Josh is turning both you and effy down for that to work. I don't think it can, personally.

 

[Blessed Angel]

I dunno, you pretty much have to be within 5m of her and have her entire attention to realise that Josh is turning both you and effy down for that to work. I don't think it can, personally.

we'll both make a big deal of it

bitches get crazeh when they get rejected and shit

 

[Shadowdude]

we'll both make a big deal of it

bitches get crazeh when they get rejected and shit

And she won't just think you're a bitter ex-girlfriend or some really drunk person, how?

 

[Blessed Angel]

And she won't just think you're a bitter ex-girlfriend or some really drunk person, how?

2 crazy exgfs/mad drunks during the same night?
no one has that luck

 

[Shadowdude]

One crazy ex-gf and maybe one random drunk person. It could happen.

 

[Blessed Angel]

lol, just admit you're worried you might lose effy to him

 

[Shadowdude]

lol, just admit you're worried you might lose effy to him

How can I lose her, if I never won her? /deep and philosophical

 

[Blessed Angel]

How can I lose her, if I never won her? /deep and philosophical

hahaha



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bringing person you like to bos meat
bad idea /10 ?

 

[Shadowdude]

hahaha



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bringing person you like to bos meat
bad idea /10 ?

Great idea. We'll make sure he knows exactly what you're like. hehehehe

or prop you up as a great person.

who knows

 

[Blessed Angel]

Great idea. We'll make sure he knows exactly what you're like. hehehehe

or prop you up as a great person.

who knows

lol

i'm considering it, but then he might find it weird when he discovers it's an internet meat
maybe i'll just wait for him to make the first move

shouldn't be long I hope- he's got my number [which he didn't even have the guts to ask for, he asked my bestfriend for it lol]

 

[Shadowdude]

That's great then, that means once you drag him there - he won't have the guts to go up to you and suggest you leave with him. Or it seems great. I dunno.

And it also means we can interrogate him! I've prepared a list of questions I'll use in this interrogation, and if he survives it, he gets the metaphorical "Shadowdude Stamp of Approval". They include, "So... how did you get here?" (And if he answers he drives, I'll go "AHA! You said you drove here, without mentioning having a licence. Driving without a licence are we?") and so on...

 

[SnowFox]

lol

i'm considering it, but then he might find it weird when he discovers it's an internet meat
maybe i'll just wait for him to make the first move

shouldn't be long I hope- he's got my number [which he didn't even have the guts to ask for, he asked my bestfriend for it lol]

"Who are you?"
"Ben"
"How do you know Ann?"
"School."

 

[b00m]

this whole thread reeks of piss

 

[Blessed Angel]

That's great then, that means once you drag him there - he won't have the guts to go up to you and suggest you leave with him. Or it seems great. I dunno.

And it also means we can interrogate him! I've prepared a list of questions I'll use in this interrogation, and if he survives it, he gets the metaphorical "Shadowdude Stamp of Approval". They include, "So... how did you get here?" (And if he answers he drives, I'll go "AHA! You said you drove here, without mentioning having a licence. Driving without a licence are we?") and so on...

maybe i'll invite him to high tea with the gurls


but he'll be the only guy there, so i'll make my friends drag their boyfriends along. It'll be fun.
I'd rather not ruin anyhting before anyhting even begun

"Who are you?"
"Ben"
"How do you know Ann?"
"School."

"but she goes to an all girls school"
"well this is awkward..."

hahahaa

 

[SnowFox]

Post Op/

 

[ZombieApocalypse]

op?

 

[powlmao]

op?

Are you blessedangle???

it will work.


We'll both pretend to hit on him infront of a hot girl, and he'll turn both of us down,





When I see her next I may ask her out. Any ideas of how i should say it? Online? in Person?
and she'll be like, oh wow, he's hot stuff
and then he'll approach her and she'll give him her number

win


the most that ever eventuated from the hand playing game was me getting really shy and never talking to them again

Good plan

so?



JOSH. EFFYLOVE AND I HAVE DECIDED TO HELP YOU.
You must come to the meat.

You have 2 wingwomen.

I always play hand games with the boys i've liked.
Like... wrestling and fighting, but in the end, somehow, you're holding their hands
idk. That sorta stuff.


maybe that's just me

HOW DOES EVERYONE KNOW MY NAME

 

[ZombieApocalypse]

blessedangel is me, josh


also, legit, i'll help you pick up

come meat

 

[powlmao]

blessedangel is me, josh


also, legit, i'll help you pick up

come meat

But i rather pick up the girl i like