Is anyone here russian? (3 Viewers)

[lolitaaa]

u doubting me panda?

 

[panda15]

u doubting me panda?

Yup

You're not really Russian.

 

[Queenroot]

Hahaha, shit, I expected more asians too.

 

[lolitaaa]

Yup

You're not really Russian.

You can't even see me, stop making assumptions. It gets on my nerves
unless you are also a computer hacker who can see through my webcam

 

[wannaspoon]

Убирайся отсюда вы педик

Здравствуйте, вы русский? Вы не должны называть имена людей

 

[anomalousdecay]

I'm legit 100% Asian Russian.

 

[lolitaaa]

Здравствуйте, вы русский? Вы не должны называть имена людей

Hello? This is what was said to me:
не трахаться не брат

ваш гребаный придурок, вы знаете, что да

My response:

Что не так с меня защищал себя? Я просто лечения ему, как он обращался со мной, как с дерьмом

 

[Badman]

...

 

[lolitaaa]

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What are you doing badman? By the way I am not calling you names, I am just addressing you in a way which you may find rude but technically I am not offending you

 

[lolitaaa]

Are there are more bogans?

 

[JohnMaximus]

I check into small hotel a few kilometers from Kiev. It is late. I am tired. I tell woman at desk I want a room. She tells me room number and give key. "But one more thing comrade; there is one room without number and always lock. Don't even peek in there." I take key and go to room to sleep.

Night comes and I hear trickling of water. It comes from the room across. I cannot sleep so I open door. It is coming from room with no number. I pound on door. No response. I look in keyhole. I see nothing except red.

Water still trickling. I go down to front desk to complain. "By the way who is in that room?" She look at me and begin to tell story.

There was woman in there. Murdered by her husband. Skin all white, except her eyes, which were red.

I tell her I don't give a ****. Stop the water trickling or give me refund. She gave me 100 ruble credit and free breakfast.

Such is life in Moscow

 

[JohnMaximus]

Toys are made by loyal factory for amusement of the children of the motherland.

Toys are of baby, and have realistic crying function.

Soon, it becomes difficult to distinguish baby and toy.

Both are burned for warmth.

Such is life in mother Russia

 

[JohnMaximus]

Russian girl is say, "I want go America one day."
Father say, "I send you America."
Daughter is thank father. Make tears of happy. Father use for salty potato.
Father think moment, say, "Daughter, I no send you America."
Potato is more salt.

 

[JohnMaximus]

Rissian peasant girl skips through village road and is run down by local commisar.
Father is saddened, as had been promised fine mule from family in next village for her hand.
"Oh Comrade Commissar, who will pick our potato now?"
Kindly Commissar give him four potato for loss of girl.
That night father is execute by KGB for hoarding potato.
Such is life in Moscow.

 

[FlyingKanga]

Indian, Paki overload... KYA BAAT HAI BHAI?!!

 

[wannaspoon]

Hello? This is what was said to me:
не трахаться не брат

ваш гребаный придурок, вы знаете, что да

My response:

Что не так с меня защищал себя? Я просто лечения ему, как он обращался со мной, как с дерьмом

fair enough...

 

[enigma_1]

Indian, Paki overload... KYA BAAT HAI BHAI?!!

I know yaar. Are you like flyingmwa's bro or something?

 

[Queenroot]

Indian, Paki overload... KYA BAAT HAI BHAI?!!

We're just kool like dat

 

[lolitaaa]

kya baat hai bhai? What does this mean please someone tell me
iT'S not working in google translate

 

[lolitaaa]

wow is anyone brave enough to share their photo? ok maybe that's a bit creepy, but hey, we are all friends.