What are some good pickup lines that you've heard? (1 Viewer)

[Huy]

I heard another stupid one,

Is your dad an astronaut?

Because baby you're out of this world!

 

[Lexicographer]

"Hi I'm Minai"

 

[0o0]

Your tits are showing.

 

[Lethargist]

How about you sit on my knee, and we'll talk about whatever pops up

 

[Lethargist]

"How about we go back to my place for pizza and a fuck"

"No"

"What's the matter??? don't you like pizza"

 

[Lexicographer]

"Here, have some money".

 

[SXC_DRAGON_BOY]

heres one that will get u close to a gurl unless they c through u....
it has worked for me

after u try to pick up a gurl and its not working u say this...
im not trying to pick you up, im just trying to get to know u.

works like a charm, but personally im not sleazy n most gurls in my region no im not. so its good for me.

 

[xarg]

i know a guy called long with the best pickup line ever

"hi i'm long"

(true story)

 

[Shifty_k9]

hahaha no way

 

[~TeLEpAtHeTiC~]

Originally posted by Huy
"Hey, do you see my friends over there?"

-> Yes

"They are betting $20 that I can't pick you up, so do you want to come to the bar and spend their money?"

lol omg as sad as this sounds i've been in this situation..i got 10 bux..and we did spend their money w00t w00t

my favourite is

'hey lady you gotta dollar' -- i'm not trying to pick em up i just need the money

 

[xarg]

Originally posted by Shifty_k9
hahaha no way

im serious, damn whacky asians

 

[Shifty_k9]

Pickup line rejections

Man: "Want to Dance?"
Woman: "No, thank you."
Man: "Don't thank me, thank God somebody asked you."

Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."

Man: "Want to Dance?"
Woman: "I dont like this song, even if i did i wouldnt dance with you."
Man: "Oh you must be mistaken, I said you look fat in those pants."

 

[Crisium]

Anyone else feel as if none of these BoSer's ended up getting laid?

 

[Katsumi]

"Here, have some money".

This guy prob did

 

[Sy123]

Those people probably have a job, a wife, and a mortgage now

 

[Smooth Operator]

"Ay yo babyyyy, u wnt sum fuk?"

 

[Swaan]

"Ay yo babyyyy, u wnt sum fuk?"

Can confirm that this works every time

 

[obliviousninja]

'I state ranked'

 

[britaker]

Is there a mirror in your pants because I see myself in them.

 

[Crisium]

'I state ranked'

Is there a mirror in your pants because I see myself in them.

Damn ON it actually worked