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Crobat I'm scared for paper 2
Well little raggiebitchdoll, time to get unscared and 360noscope that fucking exam. Fucking Shakespeare is annoying you? Bitch just remember that that short ass little English prick was high 420% of the time when he was writing that shit anyway and that's why you can't understand half of what the fuck Hamlet is saying so when in doubt, the real moral of that long ass ambiguous ass play is "don't do drugs, kids" so you'll always have something to write about. Conflicting perspectives? Yeah fuck that shit. You know how people dealt with conflicting perspectives in medieval england? THEY PUT THAT CUNT ON A STRETCHER RACK AND RIPPED THAT LITTLE CUNT LIMB FROM LIMB. What the fuck's going to happen to you? You're not getting your arm ripped out of its socket or anything like that. You're going to have some fucking brain diarrhea on the page and let the markers deal with it so don't even panic yo. There's also some shit about History and some gate or something, but man the only fucking gate you need to know about is the gate that leads to freedom from English after 2hours and 10minutes. You go in there, write some bullshit about some decaying ass flesh monster called Frankenstein and some asshole who hunts innocent goddam robots and then you're done motherfucker. DONE. How many more times are you going need to analyse a text? FUCKING ZERO. SO FOR THE LAST TIME YOU EVER HAVE TO DO THAT, YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE IT GOOD. Just remember, it took a fucking huge flaming meteor from out of fucking space to wipe out the dinosaurs AND YOU AIN'T NO DINOSAUR and even if you are THE HSC AIN'T NO FUCKING HUGE FLAMING METEOR FROM OUT OF FUCKING SPACE.
 

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I haven't even memorised my Smithsonian or Frankenstein essays and I'm tired. I think it's time to accept my fate.
 

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I'm worried I'll do really bad on my exams and won't be able to get into engineering. ):
 

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this thread reminds me of the wolf of wall st motivational speeches
 

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Well little raggiebitchdoll, time to get unscared and 360noscope that fucking exam. Fucking Shakespeare is annoying you? Bitch just remember that that short ass little English prick was high 420% of the time when he was writing that shit anyway and that's why you can't understand half of what the fuck Hamlet is saying so when in doubt, the real moral of that long ass ambiguous ass play is "don't do drugs, kids" so you'll always have something to write about. Conflicting perspectives? Yeah fuck that shit. You know how people dealt with conflicting perspectives in medieval england? THEY PUT THAT CUNT ON A STRETCHER RACK AND RIPPED THAT LITTLE CUNT LIMB FROM LIMB. What the fuck's going to happen to you? You're not getting your arm ripped out of its socket or anything like that. You're going to have some fucking brain diarrhea on the page and let the markers deal with it so don't even panic yo. There's also some shit about History and some gate or something, but man the only fucking gate you need to know about is the gate that leads to freedom from English after 2hours and 10minutes. You go in there, write some bullshit about some decaying ass flesh monster called Frankenstein and some asshole who hunts innocent goddam robots and then you're done motherfucker. DONE. How many more times are you going need to analyse a text? FUCKING ZERO. SO FOR THE LAST TIME YOU EVER HAVE TO DO THAT, YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE IT GOOD. Just remember, it took a fucking huge flaming meteor from out of fucking space to wipe out the dinosaurs AND YOU AIN'T NO DINOSAUR and even if you are THE HSC AIN'T NO FUCKING HUGE FLAMING METEOR FROM OUT OF FUCKING SPACE.
hahahhhahah you're a sk.
 

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This thread is amazing! Please post one for 2015ers as well!!! I need that motivation and kick !
 

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