Bruh, if my ATAR were a temperature, we'd be freezing in Antarctica right now. I’m out here giving advice like I’m tutoring Einstein, but let’s be real—I'd probably fail to divide by zero on a calculator. Let’s not pretend I haven’t spent more time talking about study plans than actually cracking open a textbook.
Imagine flexing those 45 ATAR-level distractions while everyone else is out here sweating, trying to break into the 90s. And here I am thinking watching 10-hour walking tours of Kazakhstan is gonna make me fluent in Chemistry or something.
Let’s be honest, at this rate, the only distinction I’ll be getting is in
Procrastination 101. Time to slap myself into gear and put Google Street View on lockdown until the exams are over.
Vamos indeed—time to hit the books before I embarrass myself any further!
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