Recent content by Kolya

What's the difference between a 3rd Clarinet player and a vaccuum cleaner? You have to plug one of them in before it sucks

A good friend will bust you out of jail, your best friend will be in there with you Don't be a cynic It's better to be a plesantly surprised pessimist than a disappointed optimist There's only one catch, and it's Catch-22

I'm a big band singer, does that count? :tongue:

Sexy Uniforms of almost any kind (i.e. not maccy d's etc.) Jeans + T-shirt = wow, especially if the shirt's tightish and he's not tubby or hairy Black button-up shirts Classy boots Leather Sheize Footy shorts...shorts in general really Speedos *shudder* Almost anything that you...

I'm just thinking...despite it being so 80's, would it be pretty cool just to have one?

Do something worth being called a slut then come back. Serious at 17 to be a slut you gotta be getting laid by a different guy every week just about

I'm not frigid, but I'm polite so no touchy-touchy without good reason

According to statistics 16 is average for Aussies, which is also legally the okay time to lose it So yeah...16 at the earliest

It was...the original quoter mistyped it as 'Pomosexual' though so I though to make a joke of it

Someone who classifies their sexual preference as Pommies

I've been out for ages...and I agree that guys tend to be worse about gays than chicks are, and you have to get these closet cases pretty wasted before they reveal themselves...even then they're not great cause they're still in the closet and not confident enough to show themselves afterwards...

Wanna come anyways then?

Don't disparage peeps until you get a looksee...and looks aren't all y'know That said, I'm game for a meet

None or a slice of lemon with Russian blends...and black of course

Thickshakes of all descriptions...and a beer