terrible classical music jokes (1 Viewer)

[philphie]

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?
There is no difference. The violin just looks smaller because the violinist's head is so much bigger.

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
A fiddle is fun to listen to.

lol finally someone defending violists

 

[Absolutezero]

lol finally someone defending violists

Well, they are a dying breed. Must protect the endangered.

 

[Ebminor]

What's the difference between a trumpet playing and a lawn mower? Vibrato!

 

[Riet]

I'm an expert on Baroque composes. I'd go so far as to say I have a handel on the subject.

 

[Riet]

Why is Eric Satie so strong? He spends all his time working out at the Gymnopédies

 

[Kolya]

What's the difference between a 3rd Clarinet player and a vaccuum cleaner?

You have to plug one of them in before it sucks

 

[violentdelights]

Haha, I like this thread.