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  1. borkis04

    Shakespearian Insults

    You are an incalculably miserable misdemeanant and a depraved, all-defiling mass of loathsome repulsiveness.
  2. borkis04

    Shakespearian Insults

    I do not have fat-kidneys! How dare you hurt me so badly for I tear to shreds internally. You have boobs the size of an Aphid's toenail!
  3. borkis04

    Shakespearian Insults

    You bubbleheaded, baboon-raping, armpit-smelling, toe jam-guzzling, zit-nibbling, shit-faced cock jockey!
  4. borkis04

    Shakespearian Insults

    You are flower short of an arrangement.
  5. borkis04

    Shakespearian Insults

    You knit with only one needle.
  7. borkis04

    Shakespearian Insults

    Thou tottering fat-kidneyed strumpet! For thy have conquered allying in such a language of thou own.
  8. borkis04

    Shakespearian Insults

    Spare your maggot-ridden form. Your breath stinks like the pungent stench of a dead possum's sperm-ridden spleen drenched in an obese persons' sweat after a workout at maccas.
  9. borkis04

    Shakespearian Insults

    I think you are misconstrued. It is clearly a pudgewallop of fickle-bellied cumquat squabblers intoxicated by beer hand-running with ink to make up what we know as a sillybus.
  10. borkis04

    Shakespearian Insults

    It smells like a dead South Afghanistinian's gecko farmer's uterus.
  11. borkis04

    Shakespearian Insults

    The HSC is one hell of a knuckleheaded, father-groping, panty-slurping, dick-sucking, hemorrhoid-nibbling, butt-faced palooka!
  13. borkis04

    Shakespearian Insults

    you may join if you want you pussy-whipped, baboon-raping, latex-slurping, cum-gobbling, boil-nibbling, cock-brained fucktard!
  14. borkis04

    Shakespearian Insults

    You're so ugly you make blind kids cry.
  15. borkis04

    Shakespearian Insults

    **ouch** haha
  16. borkis04

    Shakespearian Insults

    You dumbshited, father-groping, crotch-slurping, rectal-munching, puss-nibbling, butt-faced jizzmopper!
  17. borkis04

    Shakespearian Insults

    You're so ugly, you had tinted windows on your incubator. (dont take that to heart!..jsut i dont know u too well..)
  19. borkis04

    Shakespearian Insults

    When you went past the YMCA, you said “Hey, they spelt Macy’s wrong”.
  20. borkis04

    Shakespearian Insults

    Hey Helen dood, I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.
  21. borkis04

    Shakespearian Insults

    You’re so stupid, you got caught trying to steal a free sample.
  22. borkis04

    Shakespearian Insults

    You unfunny clown in a glitter-sprinkled dunce cap! You're a clueless gimp, aren't you?
  23. borkis04

    Shakespearian Insults

    If you spoke your mind, you’d be speechless.
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