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  1. ElGronko

    Union Board Elections 2008

    lol @ Bateman being badass.
  2. ElGronko

    Guys who aren't Gay and wear tight clothes...HOT or NOT?

    wrong. Go back to the west or south you fucking bogan.
  3. ElGronko

    Who Own's those Cotton On Jumpers?

    I fucking hate that shitty brand and anyone who wears it.
  4. ElGronko

    Anal sex

    Also, if he's really too big and it just hurts too much even after a few tries, try ammel nitrate (sp?). The gays don't just do it for shits and giggles (lol imagery lol)
  5. ElGronko

    Anal sex

    QFT. Also, the nob being in is the hardest part, so if you can just relax once it's in, it will all get easier from there. Once it's in, start kind of rocking. You should really control the rhythms here and very slowly build to deeper penetration. Once he can actually start thrusting...
  6. ElGronko

    Stress Less

    Grow up and don't treat relationships so retardedly. Sex is a great stress reliever. It is good to have someone close who you can talk to in times of stress. If you can't handle a partner during the HSC you are a social retard. If you feel the mundanity of life getting you down, putting...
  7. ElGronko

    Need life advice.

    Agreed. Your life is all too complicated, end it now to save the worries. My life's heaps easier, everything just works and I'm going to be famous. l8ers!
  8. ElGronko

    Do boys like older girls?

    If men could look at magazines with 16 year olds looking sexy I'm sure they would, but it's not socially acceptable (despite the fact that it is fine for 16 year olds to be fucking like wild animals). Retarded post. I love L&R for people like this. Teenage virgins, who are presumably...
  9. ElGronko

    What brand is your school bag?

    I've got a hand made leather satchel from Glebe markets for uni.
  10. ElGronko

    Union Board Elections 2008

    Doug is a SUDS nark and honi is written, edited and published by a bunch of SUDS narks. It's so fucking incestuous it makes me sick. Don't trust the scum.
  11. ElGronko

    Do boys like older girls?

    My girl friend is 2 years older than me, however I am 20 so age difference and difference in maturity are much less of a factor. From my point of view, it's great. She's intelligent, independent, experienced. It's a massive turn on.
  12. ElGronko

    whesh dah dub shteppin at bruv?

    yeah, Void is wicked, a couple of mates play there. twitch is a cool cat, mad acid head though. Sometimes hard to talk to and believes in Aliens. Other than that he's a really cool dude. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=21380454 pipewars is a snazzy track.
  13. ElGronko

    whesh dah dub shteppin at bruv?

    Fuck electro, check this shit. Mad new school dub step with that old breaks flavor. Fuck I can't stop listening to the track mist. Yes it's a mate of mine, but it's fucking rad and I'm banging it with the front door wide open and the sub up loud as buggery.
  14. ElGronko

    How often do you wank/masturbate/jizz/toss (boys and girls)

    Girls do it all the time. Multiple girlfriends have told me that they do it around 3 times a week.
  15. ElGronko

    Poetry Jam - Poetry with beer

    *** USU C&S Membership in the pipeline *** standby for free money =================================== PJ Week 1.5 minutes: 5:00pm - meeting starts - Jam in session, Liam Solo jam - polite applause 5:05pm - Busta rhyme starts 5:07pm - Busta rhyme moderate success - Introductions 5:19pm -...
  16. ElGronko

    Poetry Jam - Poetry with beer

    Manning, Mondays 5pm Look for the group of people slurring rhymes. Total amateurs, jugs of beer, many laughs, much poetry. The only rule is that there are no rules apart from a few rules, such as: the minutes are truth, this is final. Also, major faux pas must face the 30 second...
  17. ElGronko

    Felix Supernova.

    Keith Windschuttle got old very quickly.
  18. ElGronko

    Do i need a girlfriend?

    YEAH MAN, AlL THAT TeleViSiON WATCHinG and STUDY surE sOUNdZ CRAZZZZZZZY!!!!!!!!! madness~~~!!!!!
  19. ElGronko

    the WORST thing you've heard right after sex?

    I've had sex with this girl who, when she had an orgasm from internal stimulation (as opposed to clitoral, I'm not sure of the actual term) she used to break down into tears. It only happened rarely, but she said they were the best times. It freaked me out the first time.
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