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If you bought it from a dealer then definetly get them to either find you the key, or remove the locknuts already on there and replace them with new ones.

:burn: :rofl: :confused: :santa: :wave: :sleep: :) :mad1:

You need to maintain a gap of 3 seconds with the car in front of you at all times, as per my above post you are only left with 3 seconds to make the turn before the other car needs to alter there speed. If the other car needs to alter there speed to maintain a 3 second gap between your car and...

What's a plurual? OMGLOLOLOLLLLOL YOU MADE A SPELLING MISTAKE LOLLLOL YOU ARE A SMARTASS DUMBSHIT LOLLLOL

Look in the toolbag in your boot sweetie, the "key" should be in there. Alternatively take it to a tyre and wheel place and they'll beat on the closest looking key then remove the nut.

I think you misunderstood, he was trying to say that asian guys had hilariously small penii (plural of penis, just incase you weren't already informed).

Darling it's painfully obvious to everyone that you are, you didn't need to remind us :)

I don't know if you're aware of this but bodyboarders lie down, ON THEIR STOMACHS. How is that a position where sex can take place? Unless it's anal play and you're ramming something up his bumbum...

I've said it three times and i'll say it again, give him head. That is all.

Oh I can tell that i'm going to like you're future contributions to this forum.

So you didn't give way, and you're bitching that you got busted for not giving way? At 50km/h you're moving at 14metres a second, with a minimum reaction time of 1 second, and the obligatory three second gap that leaves you with 3 seconds to make the turn and get up to 50km/h crusing speed...

Gag her, then sex standing up :) Every problem has a solution.

Wait, silly me, it just clicked. I got what you're talking about, please change the title to "Things you and your partner can do at home around the same time each month, if you catch my drift, *nudge nudge, wink wink*" so no one else gets confused as I did. Here I was thinking you were a...

I think we've all missed one of the most major issues in the original post... why is it that you are excluding sex as an activity? Are you gay? I'm totally lost as to why, if you're at home and not at church or some sort of childrens party, you would limit your options to not involving sex.

I was respond with, "yeah, like a party in my pants" but then I realised you said little party, so what is it, like a party in an asians pants or something?

What the fucks wrong with you? There are plenty of horny, not to mention experienced, retirees at nursing homes. Just grab some vaso, give their snatch a bit of a lubing and off you go.

African American's aren't people Brogan, they're animals. You see an Oprah in the same was as you go to the zoo to see an Ostrich.

The jigs up, it knows you're a Jew.

I play all the time.

What if your supposed loved one wanted to go see an Oprah, or the Ballet or something gay like that and she didn't even give you head?