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Whats i like being a jew? Pretty crap i'd say, don't even get to keep your foreskin :(

Stupidest thing i've ever done in a car? Not realised that the horn was disconnected in my brand new purchase :( Found this out last night in a carpark. A guy reveresed straight into my passenger door and a couldn't do anything about it.... luckily he was going slowly, not even a paint scrape...

Private Schools are teh sux. My school owns them all. Publik Edjewkashion is fully sick bo!!

Pretty much, hurt like hell. That was the last time I ever masterbated lying down...

if you give them warning it ruins the surprise :) Plus it gives them time to decide to finish you off with their hand, and we want to avoid that... It should be fairly obvious when their going to cum, i mean christ, it's not like we're subtle about it. Standing there idly and letting it just...

Heh, that's alrighty, i'd just smile and keep the pain inside until i return the favour and take a nip at your clitoris :D GRRRRR. And if the female were to ejaculate and then man spit it back out? Surely she'd crack the shits, or feel hurt by it...

You can come to my house ;) On a less serious note, i just study in my room, which is bad, cause theres a pc in there, and two guitars, and other random stuff that's shiny and distracting. I should actually be studying now, trust me to leave physics and maths ext 1 to the night before :)

It's pretty obvious isn't it? Before you go to a petting zoo and handle a chicken you first have to lubricate your anus, less it begin to spontaneously bleed... Sigh. This thread has gotten way off track. "Whats the point in swallowing?" Because, it just should be done, either all over...

Thanks a bunch ay. Cheers guys, you've been an awesome help :)

Cause i'm stupid and have no fucking idea whats going on in class i'm pretty stumped at some of teh questions which will be in our exam on monday. Yes it is prelim stuff, yes our school is slow, yes i should pay more attention, especially considering i do 4unit :) Anyway, its sum and...

Fairly easily. If you have breasts and something in the way of intelligence then be very careful when smiling around me, i take that as a come on and then you'll need a court order to make me go away after that :eek: Well, sort of. It doesn't take much for me and i get bored very quickly.

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Cold lollies on the clitoris (hmm, not a great description, the lozenges you take for colds, which actually feel cold in your mouth after there wet). Same effect as liking and blowing gently except you can hold it there while your doing something else.

Yeah, thought it was awesome. The intro part was hell shit though, before it said constantine i thought i was watching the shorts to some independant film about immigrant taco vendors. I was talking and making jokes, felt like an ass when i realised the movie had already started.

If i had a car, then yes, there would be something in the way of my old thunderbird jammed into the glovebox along with a power invertor and one of those cheapy touchscreens you can grab off ebay. If anyone's after a cheap solution then: http://www.pccasegear.com/prod1833.htm Plus a hard...

I have a sneaking suspicion that this is just some elaborate scheme to hook up with someone in a band :)

POSER!!! POSER!!!! it's daffy, any diehard fan (or anyone who's even heard from a friend of a friend who's cousin watched the show) would know that his name is daffy. Unless ofcourse their is some character named Duffy, i doubt it though. Umm, favourite toons ay: Road Runner Show Looney...

Enter the shower, turn on the cold water, sit down and begin sobbing. That's what i did anyway. I'm sure it isn't a piece of shit, but I don't like it. I feel forced into doing a short story when i don't want to. Infact i hate it. There's like ages to go before submission time so don't...

As if you wouldn't do 4 unit maths and english. I personally can't stand doing english, but if the states going to make me then i may as well do all 4 units of it, don't really like maths either but i find it easy. Infact i don't think i like anything i do at school!! Sigh.

Yeah i went to the city one, all on my lonesome :'( I fucking hate trains. But hey, my names Joel Cl...arrmm..clarkson or something and I won a prize :) :) :D I wrote my first and last name on thing, spelt my first name wrong and had to rewrite it, then my last name was just a scribble...