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Jesus-tittyfucking-christ. A chance to discuss the stupidity that is mormonism. Mormonism is first on the list of "biggest loads of crap joel has ever hear" followed by Muslims not eating pork because pigs occassionally eat there on excriment. If you need to hear the mormon story in a...

See now if people like you watched south park more often then everyone would be as well versed in necrophilliacism as me. There really isnt that much to it. Dug up the oldies and give them a mighty rogering, creating new orifii (orifices??) as you see fit.

You talk about him like some homeless dog that you found abandoned on the side of the road.

We were supposed to do stuf??? Oh yeah, thats right, i've got to do my proposal for the first day back. I haven't even decided on a general theme yet, can't exactly discuss it with our supervisor though can i :) Bugger.

What your describing is a dumped string or chord, nirvanas smells like teen spirit is a prime example. You play an (F5?) power chord, starting at the 1st fret of E then you simply raise your fingers clear off the fret board, but still on the strings, and strum, then you move onto to (B5?)...

yep, and were about to start :P aint it grand.

just don't let em read it :) my teacher was having some whinge about our tendancy to self-censor when we are conscious of the fact that someone else would be reading it.

*sigh* joel can't believe he read like the last 10 pages

20, in 6500 words??? Sounds more like flash fiction to me, good idea though, i may just steal it. I don't really want to write anything deep, just entertaining. edit: HAHA it is my idea!!!! read your post wrong, i'm slowly going illiterate, you "read" 20 short stories, not planning to write...

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Got an assessment majiggery coming up, being mulling over the texts to do, but heres a short list: (these are all blatent examples of inner journey) Visual Media - American History X (already said i think) - 25th Hour (yep, doing the "Fuck You" speech, gonna be great) - Kill Bill 1 & 2...

meh im pretty buggered for an idea, our english ext 2 class, of two, was told "do a short story, or else!", bah. was thinking how great it would be to do an 8 minute doco on teenage life, uncut and uncensored :) it would break way to many laws though, hell they'd probably try an lock me up...

Thanks for clearing that up for me glitter and helper monkey, much appreciated :) I'm once again a happy english extension 2 camper.

Joel looks around and realises he has become lost in some sort of dillusional world were people only speak of themselves in third person. Joels shall back away slowly and retreat into a corner, suggestively stroking his guitar assured of its superiority over this so called...

That's really starting to shit me, people keep telling me its gotta relate to our course!!! NOOOO!!! Even that boring s.o.b who spoke about ext2 at the english thing in the city last week was saying it. I wanted to do ext 2 because it was something were i could be as creative as i wanted, i...

Well you gotta know your shit before you can go trying to write something that at the same time falls into a specific genre yet subverts its conventions in an appropriate way. Best marks get handed out to those who follow on from things learned in prelim, ext 1, normal english... ie. journey...

Yeah, I was about to send out a big "fuck you" after reading the first post, ext 2 english is sure as hell not an "easy" subject, but then again i dont think maths is as simple as remembering the formula's (which im absolutely shocking at). I just don't see that much of a difference in...

oooh, conflict :) And to answer the original question posed, yes english extension 2 does really "test" your english skills (ability to use alliteration, follow conventions and subverting when necessary), but it also tests your creativity and ability to articulate ideas and concepts in a variety...

haha, gotta check that out know, too many goddamn things to go wandering through

Minus really should learn to not say anything, lest he get a response he was not ready for :) You gotta love talking in third person, so fun, try it for a day and see how many people want to kill you by the end of it.