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Post was tongue in cheek. To be honest that (26-34) age range is pure quality. 18 year olds are too girlish, not enough Woman.

I never really bought into the whole "out of my league" stuff.

What I mean is, there are shallow girls out there who will like you for your money. To say you can't buy love is bullshit, because you can easily buy their's. Money can buy everything, just not a "paticular everything", so to speak.

Change "can't buy everything" to "can't buy everyone" and you're right.

I was trolling.

For example, OZGIRL?

Not exactly, because then when you screwed a chick in the ass your penis would pop out of her vagina. That is horrible. It's the prostate gland that gives the stimulation. http://www.jackinworld.com/library/articles/anal.html

She'll be 29 then. Not cool.

Money solves everything.

I'll give you a fucking demonstration if you want it. First it was like this. Then like this. This. Then like this. Then this. It was wierd.

You're average, you'll get over it.

It was good while it lasted. But then she blew up.

Last time I kissed a girl I suffocated her.

Lynch is alright. Mulholland Dr. isn't that great but it's good. Naomi Watts pisses me off. His other films are enjoyable.

It is excellent. It's like Goodfellas except with crazy black kids. Easily one of the best films in the last 5 years. EDIT: Someone be a champ and move this to movies.

Watch this movie on world movies. That is all.

Kids in the hall were so much better - I mean gayer.

Kissing blows.

Arguments on the validity of God bore me. It's such a pointless affair. Someone once asked me if I believed in God, I said no. He asked why, and I smugly replied with "It's a matter of faith."