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  1. absolutlaura

    is smoking weed bad?

    Its beautiful...
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    The Dream Thread

    Re: Anyone have a strange dream last night? Lol ive heard that theory before, that if you hit the bottom you go into shock because your brain thinks that its real.. Have you ever had a dream where you can fly? Theyre the breast...
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    The Dream Thread

    Re: Anyone have a strange dream last night? Ahh I hate those dreams! i had one the other day where i ran my car off a cliff.. i dont have a car so maybe its an omen that i shouldnt :) woke up before i hit the bottom though... why is that always the way?
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    favourite quotes?

    "I'd never advocate drugs, violence or insanity to anyone.. but they've always worked for me" - Hunter S Thompson "Jesus, bad waves of paranoia, madness, fear and loathing - intolerable vibrations in this place. Get out. The weasels were closing in. I could smell the ugly brutes. Flee." -...
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    is smoking weed bad?

    Agreed. Plus the long term side effects from alcohol are far worse than weed.. there is an increased chance of schitzophrenia only if mental illness runs in your family, which is the same for any other drug.. alcohol included.. my friends uncle never touched weed and was diagnosed with...
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    Long distance relationship read it, trust me

    Agreed... what the hell? why wait a year and ten months and throw in the towel with 2 months to go? it just makes no sense... none.
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    Good excuses to leave my partner

    Lol ahh sweet immorality, it always gets me aswell. The fear of getting caught is the best part, until you get caught.. then its a total bitch
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    Healthy Food - Top 5!

    1) Cigarettes 2) Coffee 3) Vodka 4) Fairy bread 5) Cigarettes
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    "German shepherds most dangerous dog" - Poor Journalism

    Ahh the females always have it over the males in the dog world.. and the person world.. :P
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    Good excuses to leave my partner

    Lol. There is absolutely no way you can have sex with the sister without her finding out.. unless you do it in an alley? Besides.. theyre sisters! Even if you do pull it off, they'll get in a bitchy PMS driven bitchfight one day and the sister will come out with 'Im sleeping with your ex!' and...
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    "German shepherds most dangerous dog" - Poor Journalism

    I've always been of the opinion that its the owners of so called 'aggressive dogs' that make them aggressive. My family had a rottie when I was really young, about 3 or 4, I used to sit next to her bowl and feed her dog biscuits one at a time and everytime she'd just open her mouth and let me...
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    What do I do?

    Hehe thats some kinky german shite right there lol. Just tell him that it makes you uncomfortable and that you dont really want to taste your arse..
  13. absolutlaura

    Ureasonable?

    I think its pretty unreasonable.. if they know you're already having sex you'd think they'd prefer you have it in a bed.. rather than behind the toilets or in an alley where you could get a hyperdermic needle to the arse.. I'd be lying to them.. but im a liar..
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    Ex trying to make me jealous?

    Agreed. If she wasnt trying to make you jealous she wouldnt have mentioned that she had a new boyfriend... what a bitch.. I hate my gender sometimes.. effin mindgames. Ew.
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    Intelligence: Do you care?

    I agree that a hideously ugly person may not look for attractiveness out of neccesity, but I still dont understand why, by your reasoning only ugly/average people judge a potential 'mate' by intelligence.. is that to say that all attractive people are interested in is attractiveness in others...
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    Intelligence: Do you care?

    Thats the stupidest thing ive heard for quite some time.. a bit of a gross generalisation.. maybe?
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    Correspondence

    I think the range is pretty good, but i started half way through last year so i'd already picked my subjects..
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    Is anyone else over the HSC?

    Hip hip hooray! hip hip hooray!! hip hip.... was that sarcasm? :)
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    Is anyone else over the HSC?

    Lol me too. I feel so validated in my lack of motivation now! I love you guys!
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